Hello friends. I have something to admit.

*whispers* I'm a conservative.

Yes, I know. It's weird to see a conservative on this very liberal website. Yet, here I am. I'm a conservative, and no, I'm not intolerant, sexist, racist, evil, homophobic, or a Nazi. Did I forget any of the normal liberal insults? Let me know in the comments. Have a great day and remember to vote red.