Now here is one of the childish but slightly vindictive rants. Now there is always one boy who you can never stand and continuously bothers you. And bo he did not have a crush on me, we legit despised each other and I have outright attempted to stab him with a pen with intent to maim his hand. The point is, we did not like each other so this rant is a product of one of our fights.

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  What are you doing?

What are you doing
Feeling so fly
You're about as fresh as 10 weeks old pie
Ugh, feeling like a king
Haha, yeah right more like a king's butt cleaning machine
What are you doing
Poppin and locking
More like
Ants in your pants
Biting you yanch*
What are you doing
Feeling so popular
Even rats are more global than you
You're so dry*
With nothing to do
Ugly muchacho
With alligator skin
My ears always bleeding
When you begin to sing
What are you doing
Just stop
You're nothing more than rat food and rot.

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By: Jade

* yanch- Nigerian slang meaning buttocks, bottom,ass, bum. It can be used in substitute for that word and is used as and insult or sarcastic comment.
Example:- Ask my yanch (it's a way to say you're asking a dumb question and I'm not answering so ask my butt)

*dry- a boring or irritating person or situation. It could vary honestly idk.

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It's actually a bit amusing. I was a 12 year old in a Christian school (I love my old school no hate). Which disapproved of cuss words (that didn't stop anyone tho). So what do I do, I write this stupid poem in a way that won't get me into too much trouble if any teacher sees  it. Notice how I never mention names when the poem is directed towards a specific person. Since the events that trigger the inspiration for a poem happen in school, I ended up writing during classes, switching between my school note and actual poem.
Haha fun times

Once again the last few words were torn out because the book is old so I improvised, aside from that everything is copied my Jss2 scrawl.