Algebra is for the sinners,

rejoice in basic human knowledge, brethren!

Cry the heavens, "No more!"

As the math is tainted by the alphabet

Forget the laws, forget formulas

Cleanse thyself of parabolas

Injustice is the name!

So to speak of inequalities

May thine roots not be cubed

But grow freely and thrive!

Nevermore shall thee find the value of x

You shall find value within thyself