*me talking to my mom*
Me: Hey mom, did you know they created a golf team at my school?
*dad perks up*
Dad: Golf team? You should join! I remember my high school golf team...
Me: I don't like golf dad....
Mom: It would make him really happy.
Me: You want me to join yet another club? Ok, here's everything I want to take: Soccer, track, art.....
Dad: Fine, don't join. But I'm telling you, I had the best time.
Me: That's because you like golf...