LJ: hey guys has anyone seen Jazz

Ironhide: no why

LJ: just asking

* hears loud police sirens*

Optimus: I think that question is about to be answered

Jazz: hey guys

LJ: what did you do this time

Jazz: Man these stupid cops tried to get me for going over the speed limit man I fuckin hate this planet

LJ: Jazz running the speed limit IS ILLEGAL!! That's why the police was chasing you

Jazz: *turns around and stick up his middle digit* FUCK THE POLICE