Okay so I KNOW this isnt a very sunny chapter but then again i was never really THAT big of a swearing person

Anyway my first girlfriend was a girl named Riley, and I was dating her when I was in fifth grade

She was in 2 GRADE

And yes if your wondering

I HAVE kissed her before... in the woods... Maybe 3 times >///> (haters: ROMANCE IS LAAAAAAME!!!!!!!)

Anyway I found out she was cheating on me with none other than (Dun dun DUUUN)

My other friend ;-;

Now my second Girlfriend was a girl named Jade and her and I dated for a few months, my parents actually liked her to!

The funny thing is I'm REAAALLY short and she was EXTREMELY tall And I'm not joking either i was about 4'3 at the time and she was 6'2!!!!

The funny thing is the way we got together was that we hung out in a group of friends a lot, and I had grown a small crush on Jade while we were hanging out

One day at a school dance we were waiting in line for a photo booth and I dropped the tickets

While I was looking for them in the dark I accidentally bumped into none other than.....

My friend Mike

Nah I'm joking it was Jade

And by then I had grown a HUGE crush on her so I was thanking the fact that i couldn't be seen blushing in the dark!

So what happened was after we stood up and waited I decided that I should admit that I had a crush on her

It turns out we both had a crush on,each other but were to shy to admit it

It almost felt like one of those fanfics XD

Anyway during another dance (specifically the Halloween dance) I decided to suddenly kiss her on the cheek

In front of my 7 other friends

Who were total weaboos or nerds.....

And had a major thing for romance

So my friend Mike WAS there but didn't see us kiss but his friend Dj did

And ran off to tell him

Actually I even told my mom about having a girlfriend when we started dating and i expected her to make a big deal out of it

Luckily I was wrong!

She was actually REALLY chill about it....

Now for the sad part

The break up

Jade had to move but was allowed to come to my house for Halloween (this is also one of the many reasons I HATE Halloween... And why i tried to fix this problem by making it Molly's b-day...)

At the end of the day I kissed her one last time and tried to talk with her any chance I got

But then I got to busy and completely forgot about her ;-;

I FELT SO BAD THO T^T

Anyway thats the EXTREMELY lame story about my girlfriends

Thanks for reading I guess lel