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Are you like... fucking kidding me right now? Another pedophilic ship under the Harry Potter name? Who the Bloody Hell comes up with these?

Ummmmm...gross.

Y'all, I'm literally dying just thinking about this. Like, I know the Malfoy family is kinda messed up and all, but that doesn't cover Hermione!

First off, Hermione is too darn good for anyone in this family. She is so intelligent and has so much ahead of her that she doesn't need this family dragging her back

Second off, Lucius has a thing against muggle-borns, so why do people think this would work out?? (Although, now that I think about it, maybe that's why people ship it, because it doesn't make sense or sort of like "opposites attract"?)

Third off, that's pedophilia since they have such a huge age gap, not that that's the only thing stopping them from ever working out

Fourth off, Lucius has never been anything but an egotistical, belittling, anus to Hermione! She would never in her always right mind even THINK about starting a relationship with him

Honestly, the new generation of Potterheads is coming up with some nearly shitty ships. :/ If you look back to when people started shipping characters together, these pedophilic ships aren't even there! It's just the canon and non-canon ships. 

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