LOL.

BAHAHAHA.

You're kidding me, right?

Right...?

This is DISGUSTANG!

Dobby is a freaking HOUSE ELF. 

Hagrid is half-human half-Giant. 

How's that going to work? 

Poor Dobby. 

I CLAIM THIS IS PEDOPHILIA! 

Dobby the House Elf is too innocent for this. 😭

He really is.

You know, I've always wondered what Satan does in his spare time.

God, I think Dobby has walked in on Harry and Draco too many times. Lol. 

That's why Hagrid lives so far away from everyone, he got tired of everyone knocking on his door for sex at night. 

"Dobby has used Dumbledore's wand sometimes for his own bad-dirty-minded uses. Dobby would use his hand, but Dobby doesn't like doing it on Christmas."

Hagrid: "Oh really? But I don't think I'd fit in ye. I'd end up ripping yeh open."

"Please, sir. Harry didn't want to at first, but he felt sorry for Dobby so he did it as a Christmas present" I'm going to throw up, I'm going to throw up.

"Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfil Dobby's needs."I'M DONE 💀✋🏻

What am I doing? Oh no... I've become a... Hobby fanfic writer. lol. Joking. Thankfully... 

Is this what Bellatrix used to torture Neville's parents?

Dobby had an INTENSE SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP with Hagrid.Sounds like something JKR would write.

My sister sent this to me, asking me to record myself blindly reacting to it. now I have a 10-minute long video of me sobbing to erotic harry potter fanfiction on my camera roll.

Rating: 2/10 for the humour, of course.