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Seriously?

This is cancer.

This sounds like some kind of Aquatic Plant or something. No, it sounds like Lagoona's name, the character from Monster High. Lol.  

M - O - N - S - T - E - R. Monster, Monster, so bizarre!

This is inappropriate and pedophilia because you're shipping a young character with a much older character. Hagrid is like... more than 60 years older than Luna! Jesus Christ! There's nothing romantic between these two.

Sure, they both love Magical Animals, and liking the same thing with your teacher is A-okay! It's good! But having a teacher as your lover is TERRIBLE and it should be shameful. It is shameful. Sure, sometimes you have this young substitute teacher that's attractive, but would you really break the law to get with them?

I'm getting Aria Montgomery vibes from Pretty Little Liars now with Mr Fitz, or whatever his name was. And Kate Wallis and Mr Harris. 

Cruel Summer is such a good show. Totally recommend it! 

Unfortunately, I've come across a Haguna headcanon. ._. And it was kind of smutty. It didn't describe anything sexual, but it mentioned Luna telling Harry, Hermione, or Ron about how big Hagrid is. :/

I mean... if you're okay with pedophilia and having an old sugar daddy, then fucking good on you, mate. It's illegal, I'm telling you that, and I do not recommend it. 

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