*sigh*

Yes, this is a real ship. 

No, I don't ship it. Why would I? It's fricking weird, and Dobby deserves better. 

Dobby is not a slut for everything he can get his little hands on.

:/

Unfortunately... Because both feel alone and are obsessed with cleanliness. They eventually get to know each other and fall in love. 

This was utterly disgusting, I have no words for this horrible creation. And I'm having a mental breakdown, this is perfect for me. 

All of these fanfics seem like really, really bad fever dreams that when you wake up from them you only remember small slivers that haunt you forever

Damn, the urge to projectile vomit is strong with this one.

"He noticed how green Dobby's eyes were. Like snot. Amazing, it was."

I have absolutely no idea why I'm writing this. I have tears in my eyes. Help me. GOD, THE FANFICS ARE REALLY WELL WRITTEN BUT ARE SO SMUTTY. XDRating: 2/10 - because again, the humour in these fics are totally worth it.