AHAHAHAHA

YES.

THIS MUST BE CANON

THIS IS... YES!

I can see a Dementor with a 'Kiss the cook' Apron on. 

I really can't wait for their first kiss. 

Dumbridge.

Bumbitch.

Demumbridge.

Demontorbridge.

I can feel the love in the air.

Can you feel it coming in the air tonight. Ohhh noo.

The canon timeline is disappointing because, even though Umbridge ultimately receives a life sentence in Azkaban, the dementors are also removed as guards, meaning she just gets a normal prison sentence. She doesn't have to endure the torment of the dementors that she subjected so many innocent people to.

Remember in Book 7 when Neville says you had to practice Crucio on people who got detention? I can think of someone who deserves that.

Oh no. I found more people to ship her with. Amycus Carrow, Ludo Bagman, Peter Pettigrew, and Filch. Oh, for a toxic relationship put her with Vernon. XD No, wait. She can go with Satan. They're pretty much the same person though...

This ship actually makes a lot more sense than most ships I've seen in Harry Potter.

Just think, dementors suck the happiness out of everyone. What does Umbridge do? She literally takes the happiness and fun out of Hogwarts and makes everyone miserable. Personally, I'd rather be around a dementor than her. But also, I think she must secretly be a dementor in disguise.

Now I feel bad for the Dementor. :/

The poor thing... all it wants to do is float through the air and suck all the happiness out of you and everything in its way. 

I still ship it though.

Rating: 9/10.

Here are a few Demumbridge stories you might like. :)

https://www.wattpad.com/stories/demumbridge 

Enjoy!