lol.

I don't know about this ship.

Let's make fun of this ship, shall we?

:3

Just kidding.

Bella x Voldy - Belly.

Apparently, they had a kid in Cursed Child too. :/

Delphini Riddle.

What a load of rubbish.

J. K. Rowling didn't even write Cursed Child. It was two grown men who have probably only seen the movies since they got a lot of things wrong in the Novel. :/

I don't understand why people hate Bellamort so much. It was all over the books (requited) and people were in denial and when the Cursed Child confirmed it, people don't accept it. Bellamort is a... an okay ship and canon, with or without Cursed Child. But it just doesn't make sense, because, during that 9 months before the battle of Hogwarts, Bellatrix was pregnant. But she wasn't. I don't consider the CC canon. 

And Voldemort is the most asexual, aromantic person to ever exist. He would not willingly have a child with anyone, Bellatrix concluded. There are so many reasons why he wouldn't, including how he's more obsessed with killing Harry 24/7. 

It's a dark ship, but that's the point. Bellamort isn't supposed to be cute and fluffy like, for example, Voldemort skipping down a field of daisies holding a wooden basket, picking flowers and sitting down, crossed legs and creating flower crowns with a happy smile on his face. And Bellatrix isn't the one to run up to bunnies she sees in the fields of daisies and hugs them to her chest, saying how kawaii and cute they are, and chasing after pretty butterflies. 

Why did I just see all that happen inside my head?

Bellatrix and Voldemort found solace and acceptance in each other whether you like it or not. I guess I kind of like it because it's so tragic that I can't help but feel for the two and if either of them were to end up with someone/someone else (as Bella "has" Rodolphus) it would be with one another. 

I know that Voldemort is incapable of love but I don't think he's able to completely ignore the feelings of desire and lust. I also think he holds Bellatrix to a high respect in ways, I mean she did go to Azkaban for all those years and her loyalty really went unchallenged, she'd do anything for him and she loved him unconditionally (obsessively whatever) even though she knew full and well that he wouldn't be able to reciprocate those feelings. It also doesn't hurt that Voldemort and Bellatrix were played by my two most favourite actors of all time. Ralph Fiennes and Helena Bonham Carter portrayed them perfectly, in my opinion, I tend to always ship their characters anyways... Also "...and Voldemort screamed." (Although many would argue that he screamed more so from the fact that his army was falling and he realized he was losing...but for me I feel like he screamed b/c he lost his best lieutenant and the one person that loved him despite his flaws, she had hella flaws too but w.e. Let's face it, whether you can love or not, the feeling of being loved is pretty fab.)

Some Bellamort fans act as if others just aren't smart enough to understand the complexity of the ship and I find that annoying and pretentious. Bellamort was one-sided and unrequited. Voldemort's praise of Bellatrix had to do with her loyalty and usefulness. He was incapable of love even if they did have a relationship going on. I won't comment on Delphi. These are Row's characters after all. If she meant it that way, she meant it that way.

Rating: 2/10