First off, never met shipping....I think.

Have they? I don't think so....I'm sorry if I'm wrong cause I haven't watched every episode with Kenny in it....

I don't think so.

Anyways, WTF IS THIS.

NO. JUST NO. STAHP.

This ship makes me confused. I'm pretty sure that Paul and Kenny wouldn't get along very well.

I can imagine them running into each other, and Kenny would get mad at him because he'd call him Pathetic. So Kenny's yelling at Paul, and then Ash, Dawn and Brock show up. Brock would probably say that it's not worth it to fight with Paul, and Kenny would be like.
"Wait, you know this guy?!?" And Dawn would be like
"Uh, Yeah! He's Ash's rival, duh!"
Then Kenny would get jealous. Then Paul would say Ash is pathetic for knowing Kenny, and then Ash would get mad. Then Dawn would get worried and so on.

There's no way this ship has any chance of sailing, in my opinion.

Kenny likes Dawn, so obviously he would hate Paul for being another "rival" for Dawn since Paul's a hottie.

That wouldn't turn out so great.

This leaves a bitter aftertaste in my mouth from the bad taste of hatred going on.

Just pulled a Cilan. YAY. I tried.

Rate I give this ship: 0.1/10 if this ship ever sailed away, I'd be feeling really awkward, but I don't wanna say I have no faith in it. So I give a tiny tiiiny portion just in case if it ever happened.

I don't know what else to say.