Okay, I'm calm—I'm totally calm

Okay

I'm officially SHOOK.

I'm NOT CALM, I AM LEGIT SHOOK

Remember the first time I reviewed this and made a whole scenario if they ever met? I published that rating on January 16th. Go read it before this one if you haven't 👌

The scenario's pretty great.

It's fucking happening

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING.

Cyrus and Guzma in the same fucking game. I can't even--

Y'all don't even know how aesthetically shooketh I am. I'm a fan of this ship and I've been for a long time now. I've been on this since day 1 y'all.

I swear to God if they meet I might fucking lose it for real

I'm w h e e z i n g. I'm s c r e a m i n g.

I'm definitely doing a third rating on this ship after I play either Ultra Sun or Moon or both.

Tbh, this might be my favorite ship in the entire game.

Guzma can palm other round things too, if ya know what I mean

Guzma: *Grips two team rocket grunts' faces*

Cyrus: *watches*

Guzma: *Winks at Cyrus* Ya boi can grip two other round things

Cyrus, we all know you're thinking of nasty thoughts.

I would've never imagined them meeting in my wildest dream. Like ever.

Rate I give this ship: 10/10 and beyond. Case closed