Blade: Ok so we are reacting to some stuff it will be suggestions and first is

How did you kill Rain?

Blade: Ohh I did this 

Rain: Wait no no no no NOOOOO

Blade: Cursed Technique: OBLIVION BLACK!!!

Rain: *crying due to PTSD*

Lady Azura: Im guessing you want a session on Monday

Rain: *nods*

How did you convince Naeus to do my dares

Blade: Oh yeah

FLASHBACK

Blade: Do these dares or I kill you over 1 billion times

Naeus: Alright got it

FLASHBACK END

How the hell did you revive Rain

Blade: I gave him plot armor of course

Rain: Yeah

Blade: I thought she would do something like reveal your origin story

???: Maybe?

Blade: Yeah probably

Rain: Who are you talking to

Blade: Nobody