Maniac: I just had my first blowjob!
Mentality: really? How was it?
Maniac: ...tasted kinda weird... it hurt my throat-
Mentality:
Mentality: oh sweet Jesus-

*beep-*

User: oi, Mentality! You're supposed to go inside the IN door!
Mentality: this sign can't stop me!
Mentality: because I can't read English- *walks into the out door*

*beep-*

Becca: ever thought about how fucking useless babies are?
Becca: like, go get a fucking jog you freeloader
Becca: god!
User:
User: Becca, are you high?
Becca: am I wha?
User: high.
Becca: Hi User, you good?

*beep-*

Mentality: *sips her bottle of Insanity's wine, probably on her twentieth bottle* birth certificates... are just baby receipts..
Chara: no they're no- OH MY GOD-

*beep-*

Ryker: how big are you?
Maniac, currently sleep deprived since he hasn't slept for a week: 5'5..
Ryker: no, I mean in bed..~
Maniac: ...5'5... but sideways...
Ryker: no, I mean how BIG are you~? *her hand softly glides across the others crotch, trying to get him to understand what she meant*
Maniac: 5'5 but layed down, what the fuck are you trying to get at?
Ryker: *sighs in annoyance*

*beep-*

Sabrina (Betrayaltale Mentality): is everyone ready?
Fae (Betrayaltale Rachel): *holding a broken gable* erm, I broke my gable-
Sabrina: I don't care, WONDERFUL!

*beep-*

Sabrina: *holding a misshapen piece of cake* who knows, maybe this'll taste very good? *looks over at Fae who is trying to grab her cake*
Sabrina:
Sabrina: *slaps Fae around the face* I don't think so, bitch-

*beep-*

Ricco (Betrayaltale Maniac): *watching Fae trying to wake up Sans, despite knowing that this was pretty much impossible* why are you still OVER there?
Fae: *pouts, narrowing her eyes with a hiss* why are you over minding your own business, bitch?

*beep-*

Demented: I've gotta get something off my chest..
Addie: is it your shirt? PLEASE say it's your shirt..

*beep-*

Sabrina: I succeeded, bitch! I topped Spite-
Addie: damn it! *hands over 120 G* thought you wouldn't be able to!
Sabrina: -for like two seconds then he flipped us over and fucked my ass..
Addie:
Sabrina:
Addie:
Sabrina: my ass is sore, please help-

*beep-*

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