Insanity: hey bro, can I have some of your water?
Ryker: it's not water... *drinking some sort of liquid from a one litre bottle*
Insanity: VODKA! I like your sty-
Ryker: it's vinegar *sips the vinegar*
Insanity: wh-
Ryker: it's vinegar, pussy-

*beep-*

Mentality: ever wanted to die... like, in a fire...
Maniac:
Maniac: who the fuck invited you-

*beep-*

Ryker: *glares at Insanity* I'm tired of telling you over and over again that the only reason I hate you is because I think you're cute-

*beep-*

Charlie: Dad, I wanna drop out of school
Demofell: that's alright sin, just make sure you remember
Charlie: remember what?
Demofell: I don't like tomatoes on my Big Mac
Charlie: . . .

*beep-*

Ryker: *walks into a room she knows is empty* heyyyy-
Reaper, knowing that Ryker escaped death before: *sat in the corner sipping Starbucks* heyyyy-
Ryker: WHAT-

*beep-*

Maniac: yo, is that guy sleeping or dead?
Insanity: hopefully dead, I hated that guy
Maniac: yeah me too
Mentality: for first of all, fuck you guys-

*beep-*

Maniac, arguing with Mentality: PLEASE tell me you DIDN'T drag Insanity into this!
Mentality: I did not drag Insanity into this.
*intense door knocking*
Maniac: who's that?
Mentality: *grins* I think you know-

*beep-*

User: I know it's not near the Christmas season but... got a little tip for you. When you've done wrapping your kids presents, wrap up a few empty boxes. Then, when you're kids aren't being good, you can chuck one in the fire.
Mentality: what happens when you run out of kids? *picking up Rachel, walking over to the fire to throw her in*

*beep-*

Ryker: I am NEVER gonna fall in love with anyone else other than you, Maniac!
Maniac: *rolls his eyes* oh really?
Ryker: yeah!
Maniac: *shows Ryker a picture of Insanity*
Ryker:
Ryker: daddy, I'm in love with a criminal..
Maniac: you polyamorous fucker-

*beep-*

Ruby: *watching Charisk* holy fuck, I think she might be the one! There's something about her, I just can't describe it...
Raven, trying to be a supportive demon for once but her gay gets in the way: ...tits-

*beep-*

User: if I were a food, I'd be a pizza cause I'm so cheesy!
Becca: I'd be a ham burger cause I got great buns! *grins, wiggling her ass*
Mentality: I'd be a donut, cause I'm empty inside-
User: ... *slowly goes to hug Mentality*
Mentality: don't touch me-

*beep-*

Rachel: *drops something by accident* oh fiddlesticks, this really ruffles my feathers...
Mentality: PLEASE just say FUCK-

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