Maniac: *gives Insanity his phone back after stealing it for a while*
Insanity: ...do you want your ass beaten or eaten?
Maniac: ...eaten-
Insanity: exactly, so don't take mY FUCKING PHONE-

*beep-*

User: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SI-
Mentality: oh? You have the power of god and anine on your side? Well, I have the power of depression, alcohol and red bull on my side, so if I go down, you're going down with me and it looks like we're going down in flames-

*beep-*

Becca: dont hurt yourself, Pandora...
Pandora: *looks Becca cold in the eyes before playing one of the Wii themes on the piano by smacking her head with it*
Becca: ...GIRL-

*beep-*

User: hey, you know an apple a day makes you live longer?
Becca: *looks at User, the two of them shopping. She proceeded to yeet all the apples back to where they were before leaving the isle*
User: *snort*

*beep-*

Mentality: *hides in the cupboard to scare Insanity*
Insanity: *goes into the kitchen, opening the cupboard to get a snack out*
Mentality: boo- :3
Insanity: *smirks* mm, I just found a whole meal here *picks Mentslity up, bridal style, walking to his room with her*
Mentality: wait no, BABE-

~a day later~

Mentality: and that's why I never try to scare Insanity again. What's your reason for not scaring Horror?
Pandora: he tried to kill me-

*beep-*

Maniac: I don't like it when doctors try and pry in on your personal information, ya know? Don't it feel like that sometimes? 'You smoke?' Smoke what?

*beep-*

Lucks: guess what? Your nipples are older than your teeth. That's all-

*beep-*

Chara: can someone please get me to the hospital? *she was heavily bleeding, about to pass out* if you need to know, my blood type is... red- *collapses*
Mentality: ...fucking red- *wheezes-*

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