User: requirements of being the 'mom friend.' You must ALWAYS have the extra hair ties. *pulls out a packet of hair ties* You take care of the person who is too drunk at the party. *nods to Becca and Mentality, sighing before pulling out a medical kit* you are the only one in the friend group to carry medicine whY DOES NO ONE CARRY MEDICINE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND-

*beep-*

Mentality: *gazes outside, a camera rolling for a video she was recording. A police siren was going off* *sings* can you please get murdered on a different... road. I'm trying to FILM-

*beep-*

Mentality: I'm as straight as a circle...
Pandora: I KNEW YOU WERE GA-
Mentality: in minecraft
Pandora: ...ya bastard-

*beep-*

User: what would you do if there was a child right in front of you?
Mentality: *runs up to Bitter, roundhouse kicking the child in the face as she slapped Noire*
User: mentaLITY NO-

*beep-*

Mentality:  What did Vincent say when he lost his car in the car park? Where did my van gough!
User: the correct pronunciation of 'gough' is 'goff'
Mentality: fuck goff-
Maniac: *sighs* British pronounce it as 'gough' and American's pronounce it as 'go'. Neither are correct. Vincent Van Gough was Dutch and the Dutch way to pronounce the word is 'khock'.
Insanity: *grins* suck on this khock-

*beep-*

Ginny: dad, am I adopted?
Demofell: no, why the fuck would I pick you-

*beep-*

User: no fears
Mentality, clearly drunk: I'M COOKING TONIGHT, BITCHES!
User: ...one fear...
Becca, also drunk: I'M HELPING!
Mentality: OK!
User: two fears-

*beep-*

User: why are you like this?
Ink: I drank too much 'no more tears' shampoo as a child-

*beep-*

Maniac: who's even in charge around here?
Mentality: the one who yells the loudest
Insanity: *insert loud demonic screaming*
Mentality: for now its Insanity-

*beep-*

Ginny: I failed getting a job today...
Brae: *sighs in disappointment* why?
Ginny: well, one of the questions was something like 'in case of a fire, what steps would you take?'
Brae: and..?
Ginny: apparently, 'FUCKING LARGE ONES' isn't an acceptable answer-

*beep-*

Insanity: do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
User: ...you're a hazard to society...
Mentality: *pops in* and a coward, do 20-

*beep-*

Becca: Small animals are evidently more vicious, they have less space for their anger and rage to be bottled up.
Brae: That's ridiculous, name one animal-
User: Wasps.
Lillith: Chihuahuas.
Mentality: Brae-

*beep-*

Becca: opens her laptop ah fuck its uh... its ugly...
Pandora: is everything ok?
Becca: no, there's a black screen and I can see my reflection-

*beep-*

Riah: your lips look lonely, wanna meet mine!
Rachel: sure! *crouches, waving at Riah's lips* hi, I'm Rachel! What's your name-

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