
Can i get a uhhhh-burger? (Cryptic Motel Version)
It was a normal day at starbucks..And somebody said "Ok start recording.." Then the thing happened..
**Cue The Funny Skit**
"Can i help the next guest please?" Alissa aka The Glowing Girl asked curiously as she saw a man walking to the counter "Oh hello sir! Welcome to Starbucks! What can i get for you?" She asked , "YEAH CAN I GET A MOTHERF UHHHH.." The man said , Millie snorted as she tries to hold her laughter in. "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......BURGER??" The man said , "PFFFFFFT-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Millie laughed as she couldn't hold her laughter in so does the other main and side characters with her. "Uhh..Sir..W-We don't sell burgers here!" Alissa said nervously while Millie is coughing and wheezing at the same time , "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T SELL-HWIDHCUIHSS" The man yelled , Millie is wheezing like crazy , Sarah and Lily came in. "We sell..Etto...We sell Paninis and Breakfast Sandwhiches!" Alissa said , "OH IM IN CARDIAC ARREST!" Millie yelled , "Mill?....You ok?" Lily asked in a shaky voice.
"Is the customer bothering you too mu-" Sarah got cut off by the men saying "YOU THINK I KNOW WHAT A PANINI IS?!" , "WHEEZE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Millie laughed as Lilly giggled and Sarah was holding in her laughter , "OH MY CHEST!" Millie yelled , "JUST GIVE ME A BURGER EXTRA CHEESE!" The man shouted , "N-No! We don't have Burger Extra Cheese..Etto...W-We have Paninis-" Alissa got cut off as the man shouted "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I NEED THIS!" , "No! Sir..I'm gonna ask you to leave..I don't get paid enough for this.." Alissa said but Millie and the others kept laughing.
Meanwhile with Lucas Ippou..The Incubus..
Lucas was walking as he was kinda frustrated and annoyed at the same time as he mumbled "Tch....Stupid Demons , Succubus's and Incubus's..Why did they boss me around even though i'm an Incubus Myself.." Then he heard something "What the f***?" He quietly said as he checked to see what in the actual heck is going on..
Now Back to the others!..
"WHY ARE YOU SUPPRESSING FOOD FROM THE PUBLIC?" The man asked , Millie kept laughing as Alissa asked "No Sir! Do you want coffee?" then Lucas came in and he looked confused as he asked "What in the hell did i walk into?.."
"I'M CRYING!" Millie said while laughing , "D-Do you want coffee , tea..Anything that isn't a burger?" Alissa asked , "I'm Crying.." Millie said while Sarah wipes off the tears from Millie , "What happened?! Hold on...Hold on.." Lucas said as he flys to where Alissa is and Mike Kamijou aka Lucas's Friend and Shapeshifter in his Japanese School Uniform was following Lucas , "Can i get you a Caramel Macchiato?" Alissa asked , "YEAH I'LL HAVE A BURGER EXTRA DIP" The Man responded , "We don't have burger-" Alissa got cut off by Lucas yelling "OH MY GOD! THE VOICE CHANGER REALLY?!" while Mike is just snickering in the background as he said "I'll have two number 9's A #9 Large.." , "I'm crying Oh my god.." Millie said.
"Sir this is a starbucks not a Mcdonald-" Alissa got cut off by the man replying "PLEASE THEY'LL TAKE MY WIFE IF I DON'T GIVE THEM THE BURGER" , "MY STOMACH I-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Millie laughed , "Sir! You're at the wrong store! You want a mcdonald's not a-" Mike said.
"Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?" Joseph Viper asked as he checks up Millie and her friends with the Shy Shadow Demon Anime Girl , Queen Jessica Rosehearts , Travis Clover , Hakuno Trappola , Lloyd Spade and Keino Yujin. The Man Levitates into the air as he said "HELLO?" , "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Millie laughed , The Shy Shadow Demon Anime Girl hid behind Travis , "I WOULD LIKE A BURGER!" The Man Replied , "NO!" Alissa yelled , "Oh my goood.." Lucas said as he face palmed , "Jeez.." Lloyd said , "We sell Coffee and Confectioneries here, Jesus Christ.." Lucas said , "Boss..ASDFJKL-I need to get the manager.." Alissa said as she flys to get the manager , "Tch.." Lucas said as he crossed his arms.
"It's like how much of that did you get?" Hakuno asked , "COMPOUND" The Man yelled as the words echoed through the whole Starbucks building , Millie wheezed again as Mike said "What?"
"Sir do you want the-Sir do you want to speak to the manager?" Sarah asked , "What's going on?-" The Nervous Manager got cut off , "He's ordering from the either! He's ordering a burger from-" Alissa got cut off by the Man saying "CAN I GET A MOTHERF UHHHH..." , "NO!" Alissa said , "Oh my god.." Lucas and Travis said at the same time.
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Millie , Alissa , Joseph , Travis , Hakuno , Lloyd , Jessica , Lucas , Mike , Shy Shadow Demon Anime Girl and Keino belong to me..
Lily and Sarah are both characters that belong to the Cryptic Motel Rp in Beta.Character Ai
The Man is just for the skit.
Here you go!!!!!
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