The wild Jade: my ribs hurt so laughing hurts

G: *makes super funny joke*

The wild jade: *laughs anyways even though it hurts* I shouldn't laugh it hurts!

G: oh well!

Earlier

C: *makes awkward eye contact with the wild Jade because she knows the wild Jade has crush on G*

The wild Jade: *is hiding feelings in side* it's ok C I don't care

The wild jade inside: *is dying because now they will never have the chance to tell G about their feelings or about the fact that  they are genderfluid but G probably figured that out because the wild Jade signed u to GSA yesterday with the pronouns they/them*