Me:"Hey guys. Today we are going to tell you our time we broke school rules.(Warning: Please do not do any of these things in real life OK) Let's begin!"
Danic:"I go first!.... So when I was in Kindergarten, it was nap time, so I went to sleep... But then... I had to go to the bathroom... So I was excused and I went to the bathroom, but I was so sleepy that I went to THE WRONG BATHROOM. So I went in the girls bathroom and I took a dump and then... The girls came, I had my pants and underwear off! I was scary and nervous.. So I stayed completely still and I was completely silent......... Then the girls looked under the door....so..... I screamed. The girls got scared and I safely got out. But the girls told the teacher on me, but luckily I didn't get in trouble. Also in 5th grade, I was walking down the hall holding my books, then I slipped and fell and hurt my knee. Then I said: "Fuck fuck fuckking fuck fuck! My fuckking knee fuckking hurts so fuckking bad!" Sadly the teachers caught me swaring, and I had detention after school"
Me:"OK😂... Uhhhhh... NM. Your turn."
NM:"WELL I WAS A BADASS RULE BREAKER! SO I BRAKED ALOT OF SCHOOL RULES, SO ILL TELL YOU SOME OF THEM! WHEN I WAS IN 5TH GRADE, I HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM SO BAD! BUT SHE WOULDN'T LET ME! SO FOR REVENGE, I POOPED IN HER DESK! THEN SHE GOT MAD AS SHIT! BUT THAT WASN'T THE WORST THING IVE DID! IN 8TH GRADE, I HAD SEX A HOT NIGHTMARE BITCH! IT WAS SOOO GOOD! THEN WHEN THE PRINCIPLE CALLED US TO CALLED TO HIS OFFICE, WE WERE FUCKED! SO WE TOLD HIM THAT WE WERE JUST SMOKING!
BUT WE STILL GOT IN TROUBLE! AND WE BOTH WERE SUSPENDED AND GOT LAID!B3
BUT THE WORST OF THEM ALL WAS COLLEGE! SO WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE I WATCHED PORN! BUT NOT ANYMORE CUZ ITS BORING NOW! SO ONE DAY I WAS BROWSERING FOR PORN THEN I TURNED MY LAPTOP OFF! THEN WHEN SHE ASK ME TO LOOK SOMETHING UP REAL QUICK, I TURNED MY LAPTOP ON AND SHE SAW!.... PORN.. THERE WAS PORNI EVERYWHERE IN MY LAPTOP SCREEN! SHE WAS REALLY UNCONFORMABLE WITH WHAT SHE SAW!..REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE! THEN SHE TOOK MY LAPTOP AWAY FOR 2 MONTHS!... AND THAT MOST OF MY SCHOOL BRAKING MEMORIES!"
Me:"0_0...OK.umm. Goldbear?"
GB:"I don't go to school."
Me:"Oh ok..uh DJ Lakitu?
DJ Lakitu:"Well there was this one time I was called into the principal's office. When I was in 6 grade.
Principal:"Why did you do it?"
DJ Lakitu:"Do what?"
Principal:1"You know what you did.-_-"
DJ Lakitu:" I dont."
Principal:"STOP LYING! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKKING DID ON THE FUCKKING INTERNET!
DJ Lakitu:"*tears a bit* What!... What did I do?!"
Principal:"You posted porn! ALL OVER THE FUCKKING INTERNET!"
DJ Lakitu:"What!0_0"
Then they founded out the it wasn't me and that it was someone else and the principal apologized. The kid that ACTUALLY did that got in trouble."
Kid:"Hey..Sorry that he thought I was you and not me."
DJ Lakitu:"Oh..its OK.*warmingly smiles* but why would he think it was me?"
Kids:"*shrugs* probably because your REALLY good with computers*and walks away*"
Well.. I AM good with computers. But I would never upload porn!"
Me:"-_-....really...that's it?"
DJ Lakitu:"*sigh* Well there was this one time in 6 grade again, I finished my math test early (as usual) and I for got to bring my book.. So I secretly took out my phone and watched Dragon ball Z. Then the math notice that I was looking at my croch for a long and decided to look under my desk, and she unfortunately caught me watching stuff on my phone. At first she thought was watching porn, but instead I was watching DBZ. So she called my parents and they took my phone away for 2 weeks."
Me:"Wow...OK..um. Dipper"
DIPPER:"UM.. I DONT GO TO SCHOOL AS WELL."
Me:"*sigh* guess its my turn... When I was in 5 grade, me and some friends we're playing Scramble and we decided to talk dirty and talk about Pokémon, but the teacher caught us talking dirty and we got in trouble. The End."
me:"Anyway.. Leave a comment on your opinion on our school stories or tell us about the time you broke a school rule and got in trouble. Anyway have a great day!😁"