Info before you read, I wrote them as genderfluid based on: guy x guy, guy x girl, girl x girl, Enby x Enby etc. In this story they are guys.

TW: Arachnophobia, Angst being a little betch

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"AHHHHH! So cute!" a reader gushed while reading a story in which everything was positive and happy with the main characters. As the reader was leaving nice little comments, a person with long blonde hair and blue ends, star earrings,  a baby blue striped shirt, teal overalls, and pink sandals appeared. He was happy to see that his reader was so happy with his work. Fluff kicked his dangling feet and watched with a smile that somebody was happy because of him.

Then his world changed when he met...him 

Fluff's smile became a concerned look when he saw somebody sad coming along to see what Fluff had to present. Fluff looked through the comments and had his concerned look mixed with confusion. 

"after the angst Oneshot I read, I'm glad to see adorable fluff,"

Fluff awwed while blushing, being called "adorable" always made his day. However, he wanted to meet what made them so sad. Fluff looked around to see, him.

The figure had raven black hair with his ends dyed red, bags under his eyes which were horribly covered by eyeshadow, black piercings, the figure wore a red shirt under his black hoodie and looked like the only emotion he could actually produce was a scowl. The figure scoffed and walked away into what seemed like a dark forest.

The male had his hands in his pockets and seemed to be mumbling things under his breath with his black and red headphones until he heard rustling. He turned his head to the bush and saw that it stopped rustling.

He sighed before a blonde head dangling upside down was in front of him. The male fell back and gasped, his shock soon changed to irritation as he got up from the floor to look at the smaller male who was dangling from the tree. 

"Hiya!" the blonde male announced before branches snapped and he was now dangling from vines of the withered tree. The raven-haired male had many questions. How did he get up there? Where did he come from? He had more questions but stuck to one.

"Who are you?!" 

" I am inspired by all the warmth of a nice blanket on a cold day, the cuddles from a fluffy dog while it licks your face, the sweet giggles from babies when you tickle them, and- oh sorry I got carried away! My name is Fluff!" Fluff giggled and Angst got in front of his face and looked straight in his eyesight, bending his knees.

"Well 'Fluff', I am inspired by the blizzard that even a small rectangle of fabric can't fix when hypothermia hits, the euthanization when that fluffy dog must be put down so it will no longer be suffering, and the cries of babies when they first enter this world to realize that it will soon overheat and burn to death," he said nonchalantly as he had spun Fluff around with every word from his negative statements before letting him spin out of control. Making Fluff fall to the hard ground with an "oof" as the broken vines landed on his face. 

"But you can call me Angst" He stood above him with his hands behind his back and a weak, yet sinister smile before walking away, leaving Fluff on the floor. 

"woooooooo! again! again!" Fluff dizzily said as if he just went on a carnival ride.

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Angst had sat on a large stone and activated a device that will write down whatever he says. 

"This was their final day together before his big surgery, he had tears in his eyes as he saw the man he loves, do something insane to save another life, his mother at tha-"

"But they were determined to make their moment last and learned that there was another organ donor who passed away peacefully" Fluff blurted out and the words typed on the screen.

"That's what he wanted to happen but life isn't that easily planned out," Angst grumbled as he erased the positive ending and practically shouted into the device.

"Yet, life has its surprises!" Fluff spoke louder, which was confusing the machine.

"This was supposed to be a mournful farewell!" Angst shouted and faced Fluff.

"But they knew that they had to keep hope!" Fluff shouted back before Angst's writing device broke with smoke coming out. Angst groaned, grabbed the machine, and stormed off in a fit, leaving Fluff behind yet again. 

"Mark my words world!" Fluff lifted his fist up in determination 

"I WILL make Angst my friend! Maybe I should try something else"

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"What. H-have. You. Done?!" Angst stared in shock to see his room lit up and bright. The dark purple wallpaper was replaced with bright colors and the curtains weren't able to block the sun.

"I cleaned your room! I also delt with your cobweb infestation," Angst felt his eye twitching at Fluff's work. 

"There, was, a spider family!" Angst shouted before Fluff remembered something.

"I set your spiders free" As Fluff said that, somewhere in a forest a spider is being eaten by a bird.

Angst grabbed Fluff by the shoulders and slammed him into a nearby wall with fury in his eyes and growled in his face. 

"Listen to me, and listen good! All this 'happiness' crap isn't going to save anyone from the fact that we are ALL going to become worm food! You are just prolonging the inevitable and you need to stop living in this fantasy world!" Angst shouted, which caused the smaller male to flinch 

"Live in make-believe all you want, BUT LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!" Angst let go of his shoulder and watched as Fluff scrambled away in fear. He swore he could hear sniffling faintly. He then sat down and trashed his room until it was the depressing state he knew and loved.

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Angst audibly groaned when he heard noises that weren't from his headphones, he didn't recognize what they were until there was a shoebox with a ribbon on it, placed on his stomach. He looked up to see Fluff standing there with a look of guilt in his face. Just as Angst was about to say something, Fluff interrupted him. 

"You're right, we aren't immortal. Nothing is going to change that. But why shouldn't we enjoy the time we have?" Angst looked at Fluff in annoyance and questioning while he sat up and placed the box on his lap

"We live in a giant world and sure it is FAR from being happy, but that doesn't mean some of them can't. You were right about one thing but you were wrong about something Angst, we DO live with purpose. We live with purpose, but only you can be able to figure out what your purpose is. And no purpose is not an option because that is a lie! My purpose is to bring joy and I will do my ding dang best on it!" Fluff smiled with his hand on his hip and pointed to a flabbergasted Angst who didn't know what to say. He grabbed the tag which showed two chibi heads of Fluff and Angst. Fluff is shown smiling while Angst looks away and a faint smile is shown. The other side reads:

"Sorry for being so clingy, and for your spiders - <3 Fluff" 

"You should open it soon, like really soon. I don't wanna ruin the surprise but it needs more air than the little holes!" Fluff gave a smile and a wave before giving Angst his space. Angst's jaw dropped when he opened the box. 

a tarantula the size of his hand was inside the box and was crawling around, the tarantula was seen missing a piece from one of its many legs because someone harshly threw it in favor of their arachnophobia. Angst lent his hand out and the tarantula crawled on his hand before laying there. 

For once, Angst smiled! It wasn't a sinister smile, it wasn't even sarcastic, it was genuine. Angst realized this and groaned loudly in annoyance. 

"why does that dork have to be so nice and sweet?!" He mumbled in his hands and collapsed on his bed when he put the tarantula in its tank. 

and thus, an unlikely friendship and (possible relationship) was started.

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A/N
I WARNED YOU MORTALS, I WARNED YOU THAT I WOULD DO THIS! 

Do you want a one-shot where they meet Lime~?