You're nothing but a Creep!(Powerpuff Girls One-Shot)
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A writer named Jake Goldman was nothing but a creep for had a self-insert character Jared Shapiro had a lovesick crush to Blossom in a creepy way! Yuck! Even more disgusting that he was voiced by Jake Goldman himself! That's one of the reasons why 2016 Powerpuff Girls show SUCKS because there's a creepy pedophile character and Cartoon Network doesn't do anything! Why would they hired that creep?! Anyways, this one-shot I created is mature but a satisfying way to end that creep! You've been warned!
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Powerpuff Girls and anything. All rights belong to Cartoon Network and their respective owners.
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup were outside of the school where someone block the path. They looked to someone and it was Jared Shapiro, holding a bunch of flowers.
Jared: Hi, Blossom.
Blossom: *blushes* Hello, Jared.
???: Hold it right there!!
The four turn around to see a figure wearing red & black suit with two swords strap on the back.
Blossom: Who are you?
Man: The name's Wade Wilson aka Deadpool and how dare you that you fall-in love with that creepy pedophile!
Bubbles & Buttercup: WHAT???
Jared: What are you talking about? I'm not creep! I'm just--!
Deadpool punch Jared's face and fall into the ground.
Deadpool: Zip it, Jake! *turns back to Blossom* Anyways, why would you like that creep huh?!
Blossom: What? Jared was a good man.
Deadpool: Really? How old is he?
Buttercup: What are you talking about? He's 14 or 15 years old or something.
Deadpool: Here's the proof!
Deadpool pulls out a paper, revealing a birth certificate of Jared Shapiro to Powerpuff Girls. When they read, their faces were pale, shock, disgust and confuse. They learn that Jared's age is 20 years old!
Buttercup: Are you serious?! That guy is 20 years old!? That means....he's a pedophile?
Deadpool: Dang right!
Bubbles" Eeeewwwwww!!! Yuck! Yuck! Gross!!
Deadpool: All right! You take care of him and give him a lesson.
After that, Deadpool walks away.
Jared stands up and saw his birth certificate as he was horrified.
Jared: Blossom, please! I can explain!
But Buttercup punches Jared's groin and punch him out cold.
Buttercup: Stay away from my sisters, you jerk! You're nothing but a creep!
Bubbles: She's right! You're a creep!
Blossom grabs the a bunch of flowers and SMACK Jared on the face.
Blossom: I will never ever date a creep like you, Jared! Let's go, girls!
Bubbles & Buttercup: Yeah!
And so the Powerpuff Girls give Jared a massive beatdown before they send him to jail. Jared was left in bruises as he spent his days or weeks or months in jail for being a creepy pedophile.
Elsewhere, Jake Goldman was writing a new script when he smells something.
Jake: Was that gas?
Outside of Cartoon Network building, an explosion occur that killed Jake Goldman inside as Deadpool drops a detonator.
Deadpool: And that's how you end a horrible character in extreme way!
Deadpool walks way and whistle.
*Cue Powerpuff Girls End Title Card*
Narrator: And so, the day is saved. Thanks to the---
A hearts were shown but instead of Powerpuff Girls, it's Deadpool does a sexy pose!
Deadpool: Deadpool! Yeah, baby!
Narrator: What the? Get out of here! You're not from here! Go back to Marvel!
Deadpool: I got a joke on you, Narrator. *laughs*
THE END!
And so Deadpool killed Jake Goldman, the 2016 rebbot was cancelled...for good!
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