Human: Dad! I'm not five anymore!

Countries: Dad! I'm not one hundred anymore!

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Human parent: your grounded! You know your not supposed to go beat people up!

Country Parents:.... You hit 'em hard?

Kid Country: *nods

Country parent: good.

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Humans: ugghhhh, I got into a fight today.

Country: ugghhhh, I got into a war today.