(A/N): I'm meant to be revising for my exams right now but I got bored so I'm writing instead.

Hope you enjoy（≧∇≦）

"His name is, Jude Heartfilia."

I can't believe it.

My dad did this.

He made Natsu and Gray.

"Hehe, let's go home now." Levy laughed awkwardly.
"Yeah....." I sighed. Natsu was in his own little world, running round the store, and Gray was chasing after him trying to get him to behave.

"Should we ask Natsu and Gray about it? See if they can remember their training or anything?" Levy asked.
"No, I don't think it'd be something they want to talk about." I replied.
"Well, we've gotta find out if it's true or not." Levy paused in thought for a moment.

"I know!" Levy started. "Lu-chan, will you help me perform an experiment!"
"Sure."
"Promise?"
"I promise."
"Good." She smiled. "Okay, you have to make Natsu fall in love with you."
"WHAT!?"

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"So Levy," I began, walking down the street. We were walking home and Natsu and Gray were in front of us, arguing about who I liked better.
"Explain to me why I have to make Natsu fall for me."

"Well," she started. "It said that the Neko-People had been trained to please their master in a romantic way, so if you make him do as you please then the theory will be true."
"But why did you pick Natsu?" I pursued.
"Firstly because I think Gray is too smart and will find out what your trying to do, but Natsu won't." She explained.

"And?"
"And I think you two make a cute couple." She smiled, nudging me.
"S-shut up..." I mumbled, blushing red.

"But if they both see me as their master, won't Gray get jealous?" I questioned.
"Don't worry, I've already thought of something for that." She smirked.

We walked past the park and Natsu got really excited.
"LUSHEE! Can we go in there?" He said, pointing to the park.
"No," I replied. "We need to go home."
"Awwww pweaseee?" He begged, placing his head in front of mine so our noses nearly touched, making me blush.
"F-fine." I muttered. I heard a snicker from Levy and I gave her an evil glare.
"YYYAAAAYYYY!!!" Natsu yelled, running into the park.
"Wait up you pyro!" Gray shouted, chasing after him.

We walked into the park and sat on a bench while Natsu ran around like a stupid man, Gray trying to calm him down.
"Hey, isn't that Sting?" Levy asked, pointing to the park gate. I looked over to see Sting leaning against the gate, staring at me.
"Yeah, wonder what he's doing here." I said. Levy shrugged at me.

"Who knows, maybe he's jealous." She smirked.
"Don't be stupid." I replied. "After what happened yesterday I don't think he wants me back."

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"I can't believe that they could do such stupid things in public!" I yelled. "Firstly, Natsu goes and breaks the swing, Gray yells at him and strips into his underwear and they get in a fight, completely destroying the slide. Then they come up to me AND LICK MY FACE! WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT!!???"
"Turns out they do." Levy sighed.

"I seriously need to treat them how to behave."
"You mean follow orders?" Levy teased.
"Shut up." I growled.
"You have to do it!" She called. "You promised!"
"I know I know..."

Ugh.... What am I doing?