"Sting!?" I said.
"Hey, Luce, I-" he was interrupted.
"Who are you?" Natsu asked. Peeping out behind me with his shirt off. Then Gray did so too, and he had stripped to his underwear again.
"C'mon Lucy, let's go back to bed." Gray said sleepily. I saw the shock in Sting's face, then I watched it turn to anger.

"S-Sting....it's not what it looks like.." I mumbled. He wasn't buying it.
"Oh is it not?" He asked sarcastically. "Well I don't really care what you're actually doing, because I was going to apologise for being an asshole, but it seems that I've already been replaced." He then stormed out, leaving me with a stunned Gray and Natsu.

"Who was that?" Gray asked.
"And why was he such an ass?" Natsu added.
"That.." I sighed. "Was my last shot at happiness, AND YOU TWO BLEW IT!" They backed away from me, an apologetic look in their eyes. They both then knelt on the floor.

"We're sorry Lushe~ Natsu cried.
"We won't do it again!" Gray added.
"Just please don't kick us out!" They both yelled in unison.
"Tch, fine.." I mumbled. I saw their faces brighten up and they pounced on me, hugging and kissing me like the idiots they are.
"Thankyouthankyouthankyou" they kept on saying, not letting go of me.

Oh jeez. (ｰ~ｰ;)

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I was cooking dinner, which was fish. The two boys were sat on the chairs at the dining table, swaying their tails, licking their lips and staring at the food.
"Master Lucy is truly a goddess.." Natsu drooled.
"I know," Gray added. "That food smells delicious..."

"It's ready!" I said, placing the plates of fish in front of them. They began to lower their faces to the plate. Hold on.
"STOP!" I yelled. They both looked up at me, very confused.
"What's the matter?" Gray asked.
"Use a knife and fork!" I exclaimed. Then they looked at me funny.
"How do we do that?" Natsu asked.
"Here, I'll show you."

Once I had taught Natsu and Gray how to eat properly I started to eat my food. I'd put too much on my plate, so when I said I was done, Natsu said:
"Y-You gonna finish that?"
"Pftt, here." I said, pushing my plate towards him. The greedy bastard.

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"Hey, you two, it's late. Go to sleep now." I said, walking into the living room in my pyjamas.
"Aren't you're pyjamas a bit small for you now Lushe?" Natsu asked. I felt my face blush red.
"N-no. W-why do you say that?" I stuttered.
"They look tight around here." He said, pointing to my boobs. Umm.....
"H-Hey!" I yelled. "Y-You can't say that!"

"You know, I've been wondering, why are you fatter around there than I am?" Natsu asked. I heard Gray snicker, then he burst out laughing.
"What you laughing at idiot?" He growled.
"Y-you're...so stupid!" Gray said between laughs.

After a while, he calmed down.
"Natsu, Lucy is different because she's a human girl. We are guys, so we don't have what are called 'boobs' but girls do." He still let out a smirk or two.
"Oh right." Natsu said. He walked up to me, still looking at them.

"But why are they so big?" He asked.
"B-because they are!" I said, covering them. He then began to poke them.
"GET OFF!" I yelled, pushing his hand away. I went bright red. So embarrassing.

"They're squishy." Natsu said, "they make you look really pretty too."
"Natsu, a word please." Gray said angrily.
"Hehe, I'm going to bed now." I said, leaving the room.

"YOU CANT FUCKING DO THAT YOU DUMBASS!" Gray yelled. "GIRLS ARE SENSITIVE AND YOU NEED TO RESPECT THEM! ESPECIALLY OUR MASTER!"
"WELL SORRY BUT I DIDN'T KNOW!" Natsu yelled back. "I WAS JUST WONDERING-" I interrupted them.
"KEEP IT DOWN! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" I yelled furiously.

I didn't hear another word.