Okay most of you are most likely freaked out by the title already. However believe me when I say it's not as bad as it looks.

  On Valentine's Day, my mom and dad took me out to get new pajamas. Sadly we couldn't find anything that fit that I actually liked. So we left and headed home. On the ride home my dad was talking to me and my mom about something and I can't remember what exactly. However I responded with the words "Butt Plug.". And my mom was very confused.

    My dad was like "How the hell do you know what that even is?" And I said "Newsflash, you were the one who enrolled me into a public schooling system my whole life. You should've seen it coming. And it's highschool." Then my mom said, "What's a butt plug." My dad face palmed and I said, "It's almost exactly how it sounds...basically it's a sex toy." To which my mom looked at me like an alien had just laid it's eggs on my face. And the rest of the ride home was silent.