So one night back in 6th grade me and my brother were sitting and watching TV. My mom was out at dinner with some friends and my dad was home watching us. For a while we just sat there watching Big Bang Theory but since we forgot to record it, we couldn't skip past the advertisements. Then when my dad went into the bathroom, a pizza advertisement came on. In the advertisement there's kids chanting for pizza in the back seats and the dad stops the car, turns around and rips some of his hair out. Then when the kids explain about the pizza deals, the dad takes the hair he pulled out and forms a perfect mustache on his face.

Then I started thinking, 'My dad does have a bald spot on his head...maybe he did that.'. After which, for some dumb reason I blurted out "I think dad did that and shaved his mustache." Then my brother started bursting out laughing and my dad came out of the bathroom asking Dylan why he was laughing so hard, and he told him what happened. So then my dad looked at me, rolled his eyes and said "If only I could grow it back..."