This is for the absolutely gorgeous elfindisguise

Who is the bestest person in the world and I will love you forever.

I know I left you a message earlier but I just want to do something else, too. I wish I could meet up with you in person but since there is a stinking ocean in between you and me, I hope this works instead.

So! It's your birthday! *fires off the glitter cannon*

Ideally, for your birthday, I would pick you up in my private jet and we would fly to someplace that is gorgeous and has amazing food! Let's see...Paris, France! Okay, so we are on our way to Paris in my private jet, where my butler (who looks like Lee Pace, Aidan Turner, and Jack Farthing all handsomely mushed together) serves you your favorite cake! After a bit of flying, we land at   Charles de Gaulle Airport and I whisk you away in a cab, where we head to a cafe!

While we are there, I buy you all the best food they have to offer!

We drink coffee and teas and then, after stuffing our faces with delicious foods, we go walk the streets of Paris, arm in arm. The weather is gorgeous! Perfect blue sky and a few puffy white clouds,  the temperature perfect for shorts or a sundress. After a bit of walking, we see a flower stand! (It's so pretty, btw)

You see a gorgeous flower that you love and I buy you all of them. After you have your flowers all wrapped in a pretty lace bouquet, we continue on our walk in Paris. Store after store we pass and finally, one catches our eyes...a bookstore!

We both squeal in delight and rush into the bookstore! Even though it is getting late, the thrill of searching through all of the books, trying to find the best ones, keeps us in the bookstore until it is dark. By the end of our escapade in the store, we have a combined total of 34 books, which are a mix of genres. With the street lamps illuminating our way, we find a nice restaurant that pleases us and enter. 

The matr'd greets us and smiles at us. "Bonjour, mademoiselles. Will there be any other copains joining you this evening?"

I smile and shake my head. "No, it is just mon ami et moi. And if at all possible, would you be able to seat us at a table that has a lovely view of the city?"

The matr'd nods. "Oui, madam. Right this way, S'il vous plaît." 

So there we are, in a lovely Parisian restaurant, working our way to our table with a view. He opens a pair of glass doors and gestures us through.

"Is this to your liking, madam?"

You and I look at the view and gasp.

I turn to the matr'd and nod excitedly. "Oui! It is perfect! Je vous remercie!"

We are seated and given our menus. After we place our orders, we look at the view and sip on our sparkling cider. We go to the railing and look at the view of the Eiffel Tower, mesmerized by the twinkling lights.

I turn to you and smile. "Happy Birthday, Elli. I hope you have had a good day. Oh! I forgot something!" I laugh and go to the table and rustle around in my clutch purse. "Ah ha! I found them." I walk back over to you and hand you a golden envelope.

Inside are two VIP tickets to Ed Sheerean at the O2 Arena. I give you a big hug and then the waiters bring us our delicious dinner!

Two hours later, we are boarding my private jet and are on our way back to London. And thus concludes your birthday adventure in Paris!

Well...I truly hope that this would have been real. If I could give you the world for your birthday, I would. I hope you have had the best birthday ever! Maybe next year I will actually see you in person. At least before I die, that would be nice XD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELLI!!!!!!!