My Mind: Maybe we can still avoid them! After all, you haven't had them yet! We have a chance!

Me (to my brain): Just don't jinx it okay! 

My Nose: It's coming!

My Mind: OH NO ITS NOT! IVE PROTECTED HER THIS LONG! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!

My Nose: I don't know if I can hold it in much longer!

Me (to my brain): I FEEL IT! 

My Mind: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Me: ACHOOOOOOOOOO! 

My Mind: Was that it? Really! Yay! And now we're done!

Me: ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO!

My Mind: So close. So very close.