My Mind: Okay buddy. We've been through a lot together, but this is the real test of our friendship. THE AUDITION. We've practiced a bazillion times, we can do this!

Me (to my brain): Um. Okay! I'm trusting you though!

My Mind: I've got this under control! Just let me do all of the work!

Judge: Lucy, its your turn.

Me (to my brain): Let's do this!

*Walks up the stairs to the stage and trips*

*Forgets every line and has to read off of the sheet*

*Sings off key and sounds like a chipmunk*

*Walks offstage and trips again*

Me (to my brain): I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT!

*My Mind is curled up in a corner of the brain and crying*

My Mind: WHAT WERE YOU DOING, YOU MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF!

Me (too my brain): Sorry! I tried, but you weren't there to help!

My Mind: Oops. Yeah, I knew where this was going. Good luck with making it in. You're going to need it.