(In Part 5)

Siren: OKAY! It's my turn now

Matrix: Okay. Who are you?

(In part 6)

Siren: Excuse me?

Matrix: You heard me

Mingyo: Oh I know who he is. He's the least relevant King

Matrix: Oh yeah. I still don't care

Siren: *sarcastically* Oh haha funny

Mingyo: Yeah speaking of funny. Good luck trying to compete with us. Honey

Siren: Yeah. Yeah you're right i'm gonna need all the luck I can get. You're lives sounded terrible. *Not so quietly* And your songs. Really helped to convey that. I mean Mingyo. Almost being sent to a nunnery and then not. That almost could've been really hard for you.

Crowd: *chuckles*

Random Girl in the Crowd: PREACH!!!

Siren: And Matrix. Getting your head chopped off certainly you'll win the contest. Oh wait. Divorced,beheaded,died,divorced,beheaded. Oh never mind. And Nico dying of natural causes....WHEN WILL JUSTICE BE SERVED!!! 

Crowd: *lol*

Siren: And surviving. *utter silence*

James: *blushes*

Crowd: *lol*

Siren: Seriously seriously Aliyah. All jokes aside. Being rejected for your looks legit sounds really rough. I mean I wouldn't know anything about that. See i'm really fit. *reveals he's been wearing kinky boots the whole time* 

Crowd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Siren: I can't even begin to think about how I could compete with all of you. Oh wait. Like this

*music starts*

Siren: All You Wanna Do. All You Wanna Do baby. I think we can all agree that i'm the 10 amoungst these 3's. All You Wanna Do. All You Wanna Do baby. And ever since I was a child i'd make the boys go wild. All You Wanna Do. All You Wanna Do baby. Just take my first music teacher. Henry Mannox. I was young it's true but even then I knew. The only thing you wanna do is. *mwah* *sighs*. Broad,dark,sexy,Mannox. Taught me all about dynamics. He was 23. And I was 13. GOING ON 30!! We spent hours strumming the lute.

*lute plays*

Siren: Strikin' the chords and blowing the flute

*flute plays*

Siren: He plucked my strings all the way to G. Went from Major to Minor. C to D. Tell me what you need. What you want you don't need to plead. 'Cause I feel the chemistry. Like I get you and you get me. And maybe this is it. He cares so much it feels legit. We have a real connection. I think this guy is different. 'Cause. All You Wanna Do. All You Wanna Do baby. Is touch me,love me,can't get enoughsies. All You Wanna Do. All You Wanna Do baby. Is please me,squeeze me,birds and the bees me. Run your fingers through my hair and tell me in the fairest of the fair. Playtime's over. The only thing you wanna do is. Mwah. *sighs*

Siren: But then there was another guy. Francis Dereham. Serious,stern,and slow. Gets what he wants and he won't take no. Passion in all that he touches. The sexy secretary to the Dowagger Duchess. Helped him in his office. Had a duty to fulfill. He even let me use his favorite quill. Spilled ink all over the parchment. My wrist was so tired. Still I came back the next day as he required. You see i'm all you need. All you want you don't need to plead. 'Cause I feel the chemistry. Like I get you and you get me. And I know this is it. He just cares so much it feels legit. We have a real connection. I'm sure this guy is different. 'Cause. All You Wanna Do. All You Wanna Do baby. Is touch me,love me,can't get enoughsies. All You Wanna Do. All You Wanna Do baby. Is please me,squeeze me,birds and the bees me. You can't wait a second more to get my shirt on the floor. Playtime's over. The only thing you wanna do is. Mwah. *sighs*

Siren: Yeah that didn't work out. So I decided to have a break from boys and you'll never guess who I met. Tall,large,Henry the 8th. Supreme Head of the Church of England

*silence for a few seconds*

Siren: Globally revered. All though you wouldn't know it from the look of that beard. Made me a Lord-in-Waiting. Hurled both me and my family. Up in the world. Gave me duties in court and he swears it's true. That without me he doesn't know what he'd do. You see i'm all you need. All you want we both agree. This is the place for me. I'm finally where i'm meant to be. Then he starts saying all this stuff. He cares so much. He calls me 'love'. He says we have this connection. I guess it's not so different. 'Cause. All You Wanna Do. All You Wanna Do baby. Is touch me,love me,can't get enoughsies. All You Wanna Do. All You Wanna Do baby. Is please me,squeeze me,birds and the bees me. There's no time for when or how 'cause you just gotta have me now. Playtime's over. The only thing you wanna do is. Mwah *sighs*

Siren: So we got married. *sarcastically* Woo. *groans*. With Henry it isn't easy. His temper's short and his mates are sleezy. Except for this one courtier. He's a really nice guy just so sincere. The royal life isn't what I planned but Thomas is here to lend a helping hand. So sweet makes sure that i'm okay. And we hang out loads when the King's away. This guy finally is what I want the friend I need. Just mates. No chemistry. I get him and he gets me. And there's nothing more to it. He cares so much he's devoted. He says we have this...connection. I thought that he'd be different. Why did I think he'd be different? But it's never ever differennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt. 'Cause. All You Wanna Do. All You Wanna Do baby. Is touch me. When will enough be enoughsies? All You Wanna Do. All You Wanna Do baby. Is squeeze me don't care if you don't please me. Bite my lip and pull my hair and tell me i'm the fairest of the fairrrrrrrrr. Playtime's over. Playtime's over. Playtime's overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. The only thing. The only thing. The only thing you wanna do is. Mwah *sighs*

*music ends*

Siren: And then I was beheaded

James: Wow that got pretty real there for a sec

Siren: Yeah yeah I guess it did. So seeing as I had the worst time and ya know by the rules of the contest. I AM NOW THE LEADING LORD OF THE GROUP!!!!

Mingyo,Matrix,and Nico: *yells in disagreement*

Nico: So you had it bad. But that was not the most heart-wrenching song we've heard this evening

Siren: Excuse me. Were you listening to my song? It had 4 choruses. That's all the shit I had to deal with.

Matrix: Yeah being manipulated by men and paying the price. None of us could ever know what that might-. Oh wait yeah I did experience that.

Mingyo: Yeah for like the last 5 minutes of your marriage Matrix. Henry had manipulated me from day 1. I was literally shipped over from a foreign country without learning a single word of English to marry some random dude

Aliyah: OH MY GOD SAME!!!

Mingyo: Well then. When Henry decided he had enough of me he didn't even have the decency to say goodbye

Matrix: Same

Siren: Oh yeah same. Nice neck by the way

Siren and Matrix: *high five*

Mingyo: Well then how about this. When my 1 and only child had a raging fever. Henry didn't let me. Her mother

Nico: OH BOO HOO!!! Baby Mary had the Chicken Pox and you were there to hold her hand. It's funny because when I wanted to hold my newborn son. I! DIED!!!

Aliyah: GUYS I HAVE THE PLAGUE!!!

Six except Aliyah: What?

Aliyah: Lol just kidding my life's amazing. Though it did occur to me that I was humiliated on an international scale

Matrix: On I can't imagine what that must have felt like. WHO ELSE COULD POSSIBLY RELATE!?!?!?!