*we open on a stage as the curtain rises*

???: Divorced

*a drum plays*

???: Beheaded

*drum plays*

???: Died

*drum plays*

*an empty silence for a few seconds*

???: Divorced

*drum plays*

???: Beheaded

*drum plays*

???: Survived

1st voice: AND TONIGHT WE! ARE!!

Six: Live

Mingyo of Aragon: Listen up. Let me tell you a story

Matrix Boleyn: One that you think you've heard before

Nico Seymour: We know you know our names,and our fame,and our faces

Aliyah of Cleves: Know all about the glories and the disgraces

Siren Howard: I'm don 'cause all this time. I've been just 1 word in a stupid rhyme

James Parr: So I picked up a pen and a microphone

Six: History's about to get overthrown

Mingyo: *arms crossed* Divorced

Matrix: *grinning* Beheaded

Nico: *rubs arm* Died

*trumpet toots 3 time*

Aliyah: *smirks* Divorced

Siren: *plays with hair* Beheaded

James: Survived

Six: But just for you tonight. We're Divorced Beheaded LIVE!!! Welcome to the show to the historemix. Switching up the flow as we add the prefix. Everybody knows that we used to be six wives. Raising up the roof till we hit the ceiling. Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing. Everybody knows that we used to be six wives.....but now we're Ex-Wives

*music plays*

Mingyo: All you ever hear and read about

Matrix: Is out Ex and the way it ended

Nico: But a pair doesn't beat a Royal Flush

Aliyah: You're gonna find out how we got unfriended

Siren: Tonight we're gonna do ourselves justice. 'Cause we're taking you to court

James: Every Tudor Rose has it's thorns and you're gonna hear 'em live in consort

Mingyo: *puts hand on hip* Divorced

Matrix: *rubs the bridge of his nose* Beheaded

Nico: *frowns* Died

*trumpets play 3 times*

Aliyah: *crosses arms* Divorced

Siren: *turns away* Beheaded

James: *sighs* Survived

Six: But just for you tonight. We're Divorced Beheaded LIVE! Welcome to the show to the historemix. Switching up the flow as we add the prefix. Everybody knows that we used to be six wives. Dancing to the beat till the break of day. Once we're done we'll start again like it's The Renaissance. Everybody knows that we used to be six wives...but now we're-

Mingyo: Ex-Wives

Six: Divorced

Mingyo: My name is Mingyo of Aragon. Married 24 years i'm a paragon of royalty. My loyalty is to the Vatican. So if you try to dump me. You won't try that again

Six: Beheaded

Matrix: I'm that Boleyn guy and i'm up next. See I broke England from the Church. Yeah i'm that sexy. Why did I lose my head? Well my sleeves may be green but nails are red

Six: Died

Nico: Nico Seymour the only one he truly loved-

Six: Rude

Nico: When my son was newly born I died. But i'm not what I seem or am I? Stick around and you'll certainly see more

Six: Divorced

Aliyah: Ich bin Aliyah of Cleves

Six: Ja

Aliyah: He saw my portrait and he was like-

Six: Jaa

Aliyah: But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic. Funny how we all discuss that and never Henry's little-

Siren: *covers Aliyah's mouth* Prick up your ears i'm that Siren that lost his head- *pushes Aliyah away*

Six: Beheaded

Siren: For my promiscuity outside of wed. Lock up your husbands. Lock up your sons. Siren Howard is here and the fun's BEGUN

Six: Survived

James: 5 down i'm the final wife. I saw him to the end of his life. I'm the survivor: James Parr. I bet you wanna know how I got this far. I said I bet you wanna know how we got this far

Six: Do you wanna know how we got this far? Then welcome to the show to the historemix. Switching up the flow as we add the prefix. Everybody knows that we used to be six wives. Get your hands up. Get this party buzzin'. You want a Queen Bee. Well there's half a dozen. Everybody knows that we used to be six wives.......but now we're Ex-Wives

*music plays*

Six: 1 2 3 4 5.....6

*music ends*

(I'm using different lines so deal with it)

Matrix: WHAT'S UP LAND OF THE LIVING!?!?!?!?!?!?

Crowd: *cheers*

Aliyah: You think that we're gonna teach you shit?

Nico: And you're right

Siren: But we aren't here to have fun

Mingyo: Yeah but also we're here to prove which of us-

Six: *singing* Six

Mingyo: -queens-

Matrix: And kings-

Mingyo: -is the best.

James: And we all know you've got your favorite. We've heard it all before

Mingyo: The one who last the longest is the strongest

Matrix: The biggest sinner is obvs the winner

Nico: The one who had the son is number 1

Aliyah: The one most chased will be 1st place

Siren: The one most glorious will be victorious

James: The winning contestant will be most protestant (the noun version which means one who makes a declaration)

Siren: But the problem is there are-

Six: *singing* Six

Siren: -of us which brings the question

Aliyah: How will they choose they're leading lady-

Matrix: -or lord?

Nico: Queens and Kings. You're missing the obvious choice. The winner of the contest should be the one with the biggest-

James: -the firmest-

Mingyo: -the fullest-

Aliyah: Load of bs to deal with from the man who put a ring on it

Siren: SO! We're gonna hold a little contest

James: And the rules are simple

Matrix: The king-

Mingyo: -or queen-

Matrix: -who had the worst time with Henry will win the Crown

Mingyo: So what do ya say? Are you ready to find out who your leading lady-

Matrix: -or lord-

Mingyo: -is

Crowd: *cheers*

Siren: They asked....ARE YOU READY!?!?!?!?!?!?

Crowd: *cheers*

Matrix: THEN GET READY TO CHEER FOR WHICH SPOUSE YOU LIKE THE MOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!