Once upon a time, there was a woman who owned a lamp, whenever someone went by, it's breathing got heavier. It stared even when they were eating. One day, the cat ate the lamp and the cat turned into a light bulb. The woman gasp and glitched out while bouncing off the walls. "OMG IMMA FUKIN GENIUS- HAROLD, GIT YOUR ASS IN HERE!!!!!!" Harold slithered out from the cracks of the walls. "What? :v" "WE HAS A CATBULB!" "OMG!" "OMG!" "OMG!" "OMG!" "OMG!" "OMG!" The catbulb lived a happy lif. The end.