Once upon a time, there was a boy, he screamed and ate M&M's, thinking about lif and how his bunny turned into a blanket, one day, a frog hopped in his house and yelled "BISH YOU WANT POWERS?!" The boy gasped as he derped and yelled "FUK YEAH I WANT POWERS!" The frog did a dance and threw up candy, the boy could climb walls and eat popsicles by yelling one word. PURMAGERTURLE! He named himself Spooderman and danced while spider legs popped out of his head so he could climb walls. The End