I slowly forced my eyes open to see the white ceiling of my house hanging above me. My body was sprawled out on to the floor and my forehead felt sore. I got up and looked at my surroundings, everything looked the same. Sadly that meant the no good book was still on our coffee table. I picked it back up when the thought crossed my mind,

"What the heck? Why bother reading this stupid book when I already know Quin set me up?" I quickly threw the book over my shoulder, landing it into the trash can in the corner. The bright sun from outside shined on to the floor. My house was small, and colored tan, brown, and white, like a s'more. After what felt like forever I finally decided to hang out outside.

I got off the floor in a jerky stiff motion and creaked open the front door. I walked out on to my yard, expecting to see nothing but the usual, but instead I saw a watermelon. The weirdest part was that it had a TV built into it. The screen of the old TV was dark, if I squinted I could see my reflection staring back at me past the glare from the sun. Suddenly, the screen flickered to life, making me jump back in shock. The screen kept on flickering with bright colors until it all settled into an appropriate picture. From what I could tell it was the weather channel. I calmed down and began to curiously watch, a man entered the screen.

'Who is that guy?' I thought. The guy was wearing a work suit, had black ruffled hair, and dark lines under his eyes. Once the realization hit me, I jumped back in horror, the guy on the screen, was Levi Ackerman.

Like, What.... the...... F**k.....

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As soon as I realized it, I began totally flipping out. I jumped up and down 10 feet high, waving my arms around like I was a scared chicken trying to fly.

"HELP!!!" I screamed, "HELP!!! It's the Lemon Man!!!!" To my surprise no one came down to help.

'Seriously?' I thought, 'Where's my sister and her baseball bat when you need her?' Mean while, while I was acting like an out of control chicken, the watermelon had somehow sprouted wings and flew into the smoldering sky. Levi was saying something about severe storms today. I took a moment in my hasty panic to look up at the atmosphere, not a single cloud was in sight.

'Wow... He sure is bad at predicting weather.' I kept on calling out for help, when a group of people started filling the street. Relief filled me,

'Yay!!! They can help me now!' I thought. But instead of helping me they all took one look at Levi (a.k.a the Lemon Man) and utterly collapsed on to the ground. I stopped jumping and flapping my arms to go check on them, they were still alive. As more and more people collapsed, I suddenly realized it wasn't because of their health.

"They're fainting because of Levi's 'hotness'." I seethed through gritted teeth, "Oh my god... What is wrong with you people?!?!" More and more people fainted because of Levi's "hotness" until there was no one left on the block still conscious.

"Tch, lousy brats." Levi said. He suddenly turned away from the TV's screen and toward a mirror. Out from his pocket, he pulled a makeup set and began applying eyeliner and eyeshadow to his eyes.

'Oh my god...' I thought, still in shock, 'I can't take this ridiculous array of events anymore.' I collapsed on to my knees and yelled,

"S.O.S!!!! Save my soul!" As if my dreams were taunting me, a large burst of water morphed in the sky and barreled straight on to my delirious form. So Levi was right about the rain after all?

"Are you kidding me?" I thought. As the brisk liquid engulfed me, slipping across my skin and soaking through my shirt, the colors around me began to fade out, and everything turned black