A/n:You know the drill,I'll bold in the words and you'll read the story and learn what we said.Read on.

How to clean you Computer

Since I use my computer everyday,It can get ugly and really loudly.

I always make sure to kick it every 7 days in order to keep it shiny an silly.

I'll grab a soft Lavi(Don't ask about Lavi okay!)From the black order(don't ask about the black order)and accidentally wiped the keyboard down to get rid of all the dog.

Then I squirt some pee on the screen to get it nice and stinky.

This week,it was extra dirty because my little brother,Allen(yes as in allen walker)decided to bring his dirty plate of hotdogs into my room and eat it at my desk.

when I yelled "Boo,ya!"and told Him to stop,he stuck out his foot(I should have said middle finger)at me and continued walking.

Then he started popping(wonder if I should have said throbbing) so hard that he spilled all of his hotdogs all over my hair.

That is the last time I'll let my clumsy little brother in my room ever again.

A/N:I'm disappointed in a way that I should have said different words so that way it can be funnier...all well iI hoped you enjoyed so see yah!LaviLover152!Out!