Story time:today in this imagines will be taking you back in time. To the time of princes, princesses,knights,kings, and queens. And of course Shakespeare. Well i kinda will be taking you back.ok not really i just wanted to have a dramatic intro.
XP You are a princess and your mother is pressuring you to get married so she decided to set up a ball for you to meet guys. (you are british fyi so you have an accent.and so will people on this story) 

"TAKE A DEEP BREATH PRINCESS!!"

"I CANT IF I DO ILL EXPLODE!!"

"THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDNT BE EATIN ALL THEM BURGERS AND FRIES IT MAKES IT HARDER TO GET ON YOUR COURSET!!!" My maid yelled.

"I CANT HELP IT THEY ARE SOOOO GOOOD!!"

"WELL ITS NOT HELPING GET ON YOUR BALL GOWN!!HOLD ON JUST A BIT MORE!!SUCK IT IN!!"
"IF I DO I WONT BE ABLE TO BREATHE!!"

"JUST SUCK IT IN!!!"

i do as she said. I shut my eyes tight and took a deep breath she tightened the courset.
"There ya go! Now release."
I exhaled. But i still felt the pressure of the courset on my stomach.
I hated this i hate being a princess,i hate wearing dresses and heels, AND IM TIRED OF ALL THESE STUPID RULES I HAVE TO GO BY!!

"I dont wanna do this!!" I complained.

"You think you have a choice?" My maid asked.

"Yes im human not a bloody fucking puppet!!"  I said crossing my arms

"Watch your tongue missy  that is no way for a princess to speak!!" My mom said walking into my room.
I looked away from her.

"Well i dont care its true this isnt who i am. Im not the perfect princess!!"

"Yes you are now stop slouching, stick your chin up slump your shoulders back!!"

My mother began to go on about the princess do's and dont's

Do:
*smile gracefully.
*walk down the stairs with elegance and grace.
*make light and good conversation.
Dont:(this one my mom made extra long just for me)

* slouch.
*snort when you laugh.
*trip over your slippers
*be loud and obnoxious.
*open your mouth while chewing.
*kick off your slippers during the ball.(my feet really hurt that day.)
*use sarcasm
*be rude to the guest no matter how rude they are to begin with.(the 'fair maiden' had it coming shes the one that stepped on my dress and laughed when i tripped.)
*get on your phone and play games.(the ball was boring.)
So on and so forth.
I listened to her ranting.
"Mom i just dont want to meet a guy like this. He gonna take one good look at me and think im like this all the time when really im not i wear converse and jeans all day playing video games. No one out there will understand me!!"

"I know sweetheart but you have to get married for the people of America."

"Well screw the people of america why cant they just have a democracy?!"

"BECAUSE (Y/N) THEY'VE ALREADY TRIED THAT AND IT DIDNT WORK!!!"my mother yelled she startled me. "NOW GET DRESS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR IGNORANCE AND COMPLAINING IM NOT GETTING OLDER AND CANCER WAITS ON NO ONE WHEN IT COMES TO TIME IT COULD KILL ME AT ANY SECOND!!"

I was once again shocked. She never told us she had cancer.

"moth-" 

"HUSH CHILD AND GET READY!!!!"she said in anger storming out.
I put on my dress and walked outside with the guest.

When i walked downstairs all eyes were on me. Once i got down the final step everyone bowed. I conversed with our guest then the music came on which mean i had to dance........
Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!
I danced with men conversed and moved on to the next guy eventually i was dancing with this handsome man with green hair and glasses.

"Well hello there, what is your name?" I asked politely.

"My name is Sean  McLoughlin."

"Handsome name suiting a handsome man such as yourself."

'I hope im flirting. If not im a failure.'

"Is that just a phrase  your mother has you say?"

"Yea and so far ive only used it once."

"With whom?"

"With you." i reply in my flirtiest tone i could possibly mange

"So so far out of this whole 20 minutes dance and with the guys youve danced with every five minutes  youve only said it to me?"

"Yes sir."

"To be a royal pain you sure are funny.ill give you that."

"What is that supposed to mean exactly.?"

"It means your funny to be royal dont you sit on your ass all day ordering people to do stuff for you while not giving a damn about your country?"

"Ill have you know that i do not sit on my ass all day i go out taking princess etiquette classes with Ms.Fannel because my mum says that i dont act like a princess should. I play Uncharted 4, Black ops 3 and Five nights at freddys games in my spare time i waer converse and jeans all day not a bloody dress!when im hungry i go in the kitchen and fix myself a burger no chef needed!!ill also have you know that just because im royalty doesnt mean i like it!!i honestly dont want to be the queen!so you ponder on that before you go calling people a royal pain!!you wouldnt know one if it was staring you dead in the face!!"
"It is."
"You want a royal pain ill give you one!!" I stepped on his foot on purpose and walked away.

i hope he learned his lesson.

i continued to continue dancing with these different men.Princes mostly but some of them were rather to old or too cocky and narcissistic for there own good. I helped my mom greet everyone out of the door. but soon my feet were hurting too much for me to handle it anymore i go sit on the steps and take my heels off and rub my sore feet. 

"you are right there is no way you are a proper princess sitting on the steps of the ball room." i heard a very familiar irish accent call out. i look up and there he was that snark who insulted me.

"what do you want?" i said rudely

"i just wanted to apologize earlier for my behavior it was very unacceptable. most royalty that ive met so far were just snarks and i kind of expected the same for you."

"well im sorry but expectations are way different from reality so id really wouldnt judge people so harshly."

"i know that now, i was wondering can we try that dance over again."

"its not exactly the same there is no music."

"well luckily we dont live in the 1800's where there weren't phones." he took out his phone and played ballroom music."may i have this dance?" he asked bowing with is hand out

i couldnt resist i took his hand.

and we began to dance.

"So Ms.(y/n) (l/n) tell me about yourself and ill tell you about me." he said

''no no sir thats not exactly fair!you see i just accepted a dance from a judgmental man after the ball was over and i dont even as much know his name so you should go first."

"ahhh touche, my name is sean mcloughlin and i am not a prince."

"make sense."

"Whats that supposed to mean exactly?!" he asked offended

"well most people believe that i am a spoiled,ignorant royal brat all because of them damn rumors spinnin round. truth be told i aint what they say. the real spoil brats are princess kate and william they are sooo rude and snarky and stuck-up its unbelievable how they can make me looks so bad and make them look good!!"

"so you never through your bow and arrow down and called your mum a bitch?!"

"WHAT?!?Never in a million years did i say that!!!!i gave up on archery and said this sport is a bitch!!!WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT AT?!?!?!"

"i read it in people's magazine on the way here from ireland."

"damn people's they have quite a way of tarnishing reputations."

"well i know better not to trust them anymore."

"well continue sorry for my side-tracking i just hate when people spread them rumors bout me"

"its ok, but im originally from ireland i just came to america to visit a friend.I am 26  and i love to play video games as well. i can be really loud but right now im being calm."

"good to know well i am (full name) i hate archery and squirrels because they attacked me when i was 5 my mum and i used to live in the UK but we moved here and then after the day they said the american government was crumbling and they were converting to monarchy then the government came a knocking at my door and my dad was elected king but he died as that's already been know but i love playing video games its a bad habit of mine i hate being royalty at first i thought it was fun but the farther i got into it the more i wanted to stop. but my mum says im next in line for the thrown and i have to marry before she dies."

"why dont you want to rule? to me it seem like soo much fun you get to boss people around."

"there's more to it than to boss people around, millions of people are looking up to me when there's trouble. when they need hope or guidance i cant handle that kind of pressure!!"

"i actually have never thought about that."

"exactly everyone always thinks about the award of being famous or royal but never seem to think about the responsibilties and troubles that come with it."

We continued to talk and dance for  what seemed like hours. But sadly like all things our time ended.

"Well princess i must bid the fair well." He said bowing.

"Please dont do that."

"Do what?"

"Bow i dont like when people bow before me i feel wrong inside when people do that."

"Oh ok then i bid the fair well." He said walking away.

"Wait!!" I ran towards him. He turned around.

"Yes?"

"Will i see you again?"

"Maybe."

"Well if youre not certain, then i can give you my phone number."

"That would be nice." He gave me his phone and  quickly typed in my phone number.

"May i leave now princess?"

"Stop callin me that just call ne (y/n)."

"Ok may i leave (y/n)?"

"Not yet." I put a gentle kiss on his forehead."a royal kiss for for untold fortune and luck so if it may be i never see you again all will be well with you."

"Did you lay a spell on me?"

"No silly there is an old story my mum would tell me it says that if youre kissed by royalty good fortune would come your way."

"Oh well i best be going my friend is waiting outside for me"

"Have a nice night."

He kissed my hand and left.

I went in my room and danced around my room soon my maid came in...oh god more tugging and pulling.

"Alright missy time to take off the courset."
~~~~~~~~after an hour of running from maid and finally getting the courset off.~~~~~

I got on my shorts and tank top i sat on my bed.
I took out my phone i got a notification from an unknown number.

Hey princess its me sean.