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They're in love

Dobby and Dora started making out so aggressively that it killed the queen of England. Still, in the end, it was okay because she ran out of totems of undying and was getting pretty bored with life anyways. 


It was getting so hot and spicy between Dora and Dobby that it sped up the global warming crisis and Donald trump started caring about how the Earth was on fire. Donald Trump took his private jet over to hogywartz and crashed Dobby's make-out session with Dora.


Dora was pissed that she couldn't make out with her little elf shawty that she wanted to kill trump, but when she saw his luscious locks, his neon orange skin, and all the wrinkles a girl could dream of she immidetly fell in love and asked Trump to marry her. 


Dobby was pissed that Dora chose an orange over him so he took Donald trump's private jet and flew it to the Malfoy household. Dobby walked into the house and said, "My bowl cut gf left me, I'm ready to be a good little boy for you again" to Draco, an emo narcissist who loves to smell Harry armpit Potter's feet.


"Okay," said Draco, then he took off his pants and sharted on the floor, "Clean that up NEOW UWU"  Dobby groaned and thought abt Dora, "I wish Dora was here to beat this discord kitten's ass" just then, Donald trump and Dora walked in. ":o DORA" Dobby screeched, as he ran into her buff arms, "BACKPACK BACKPACK" her annoying backpack screeched, dobby took Draco's shit and shoved it into the backpack's face, "STFU". Dora hugged Dobby, "Trump and I decided that we loved each other, and you! We can't live without you Dobby" Dora whispered, then all three of them started making out ontop of Draco, Draco died from not getting nitro from his discord daddy.


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