Writer~San: I'm pretty sure you guys got Mutt addicted to chocolate now. That is all.

Mutt: *walks past in the background, throws an entire box full of chocolate wrappers in trash* I ran o-out so I'll t-take some f-from your s-stash.

Writer~San: PAPYRUS NO!! *runs after him*
.
.
(~Mutt's POV + Time Skip~)

I check the time on my phone while walking through Snowdin. "5:45 pm." I mumble to no one but myself.

'I hope Sans won't be too mad if we're late for dinner.'

Y/N fell asleep in Waterfall and I didn't want to wake her up. So, I'm carrying her again. This time I'm holding her from the front so she won't fall back and end up hurting herself. Her head is laid on my shoulder, kind of tucked against my neck. I mean, honestly I don't mind. It's not uncomfortable or anything. She unconsciously wraps her arms around my neck, to get a better grip, I guess. I gently readjust her hood, covering her face a bit more.

I don't like walking through town, especially right before it gets dark. That's when the really insane monsters come out, preying on anyone that's stupid enough to be outside. My job as a sentry doesn't require for me to be out at night. Fortunately, Sans rarely gets any night shifts for patrolling.

'Not that I think Sans can't handle himself.'

I reach the front porch of our house. Before having to convince Sans I never left my station, I take a deep breath.
.
.
.
I grab onto the door handle and twist it open, walking inside. Sans is on the couch, he watches me come in, "Took you long enough. I don't want to go looking for you every time you're with the human." I close the door behind me, already shaking. He sounds annoyed, but not mad.

Sans looks down a bit, seeing Y/N, "What's wrong with her?" I quickly respond, "N-Nothing, she f-f-fell asleep." He looks away, very confused and annoyed, "Is it really that hard to walk to a sentry station 15 minutes from here, sit there all day, and come back?"

'ACTUALLY, it sorta is-"

Sans snapped his fingers at me, "I asked you a question!" By the time I went to answer him, he fussed, "You know what? It doesn't matter. It's past curfew, dinner is in the kitchen. You may eat your food in your room BUT IF I FIND A STAIN ON THE FLOOR AGAIN, I SWEAR."

I mumble a quick "Thank you" before going upstairs. I gently lay Y/N down on the mattress. She groans and rubs her eyes, "Dang, he has a problem with overusing his vocal cords."

'Wow, she's actually alive.'

I smirk, "N-Nice w-w-wake up call, isn't it?" Her eyes open slightly as she looks at me, "Sorry, I just realized I fell asleep." I joke around, "Y-You w-were making m-m-me so j-jealous." N/N grabs her jacket and zips it up, before curling up on the bed, "Mmph.. nice to know."

I have a feeling she's not really comprehending what I'm saying. I ask, "S-So you t-totally, m-most definitely, are so kind and w-w-willing to let m-m-me e-eat tacos in front of you?" She hugs my pillows, "Keep the devil tacos, I'm s-sleeping." I wheeze, "Devil t-t-tacos????" She doesn't respond so I assume she fell asleep again.

'Oh well..'

I shortcut downstairs and find a small plate of tacos on the kitchen counter. I grab it and teleport back to my room. I sit down on my makeshift bed and take a bite out of my delicious taco.

'With Y/N crashed out on my bed, pretty sure I'm going to be sleeping on the floor for another night.'

I must've spaced out for minute because the next thing I know, Y/N is sitting up, staring at me. I flinch, "U-Um hey?" She pouts, "I'm hungry..." I laugh to myself.

'Should've known that would happen.'

I gesture for her to come sit, "Come h-here then." She stares at me for a moment before crawling over and sitting next to me. I give her a taco, "R-Ready to go t-through this again?" Y/N smirks, "I have a plan." I tilt my head, "A-And?" She reaches into her pocket and pulls out some of the chocolate bar left over, "The first time I had nothing to eat it with. This time, I will eat the taco and then eat this chocolate. That can pretty much dominate over the spice."

'Yeah, that's not going to work...'

I take another bite out of my taco, "G-Good luck w-with that." She says confidently, "My plan will work!"

(~Time Skip 10 minutes later~)

"H-How's it going?" I ask, trying not to crack up. Y/N is sitting in the corner of the room, mumbling, "My throat is on fire.. All I can taste is spicy chocolate.. HOW DO YOU EAT THIS-"

I can't help but laugh now, "Heaters g-g-gonna heat." She coughs, "This is not the time for jokes. I'm burning aLiVe." I continue, "I-I hear i-it's pepper on the o-o-other s-side." She whines, "PaPyRUsss.." I glance at her, "I for one, f-find t-these p-p-pretty humerus." She finally gives in and starts giggling but then covers her mouth, "NO."

I arch an eyebrow, "You want some water and milk again?" Y/N shakes her head. I lay down in my makeshift bed, "Okay. G-Goodnight t-then." I use blue magic to shut off the lights. Y/N squeals, "GHOST-" I slowly sit up, trying not to laugh, "Y-Yes??" "NOT YOU PAPYRUS! PFFF-HAHAHA" She starts laughing.

That's when a figure busted in, screaming in a raspy voice, "CAN'T YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN?!!" Only being able to see their dark silhouette, Y/N and I scream out of pure terror, "GREMLIN!!!" He was not expecting it at all. They flinch from us screaming and his pupils disappeared for a second. I quickly cover my mouth, realizing it was Sans, wearing his fluffy bunny pajamas.

'I can't believe I just did that.'

Sans switches the lights back on, "What?"
N/N stays silent for a second before busting out laughing. Sans glares at her, "Do you think this is funny?! I cannot sleep because of you two!" She looks down, trying her best to stop herself from laughing, failing miserably. Sans glares at me, the bunny ears on his hood flopping around. I turn myself completely around.

'There's no way I can look at him wearing that and keep a serious demeanor at the same time.'

Writer~San: Wow, y'all are in so much trouble lol! Anyway, there's not much else I have to say for now.

Goodnight everyone!