Writer~San: I've switched to the Wattpad app so I can start writing chapters on my phone. I want to see if it's easier. Who knows what autocorrect will do so I'll apologize in advance if there's any spelling mistakes from here on. (_ _ ") Anyway, next chapter, GO-

(~Your POV~)

"What do you like to do?"
"S-Sleep."

"How are you alive?"
"M-M-Magic."
"Oh come on Papyrus. Really?"
"I-I'm serious."

"Fine, Favorite type of food?"
"H-Heh, definitely a-anything s-s-spicy."

"Cats or dogs?"
"Y/N, d-does that r-r-really matter?"

For a good while, I asked him various questions just to pass the time. Some questions are really simple. Others he would have to take a while to explain, like about his 'shortcuts', those blaster cannons, souls, Snowdin, and all sorts of complicated things.

'I don't mind getting to know more about him too.'

Mutt is sitting in a chair behind his station while I'm sitting in the bottom part of the station itself, turns out it was hollow. I'm snugly tucked in here, since I have to share the remaining room with Papyrus' long legs.

'At least it keeps me out of sight and away from the wind.'

Papyrus leans back so he can see me, "You d-doing okay d-d-down t-there?" I nod and then ask, "How long should we stay here?" He looks up again, "Well, n-normally I w-would s-stay here all d-d-day, but I-I have a plan."

'Oh boy, here comes the rebellion.'

He continues, concentrated, "M'lord obviously h-has been c-called to p-patrol and t-training early for s-s-some reason. Because of t-t-t-that he'll only come t-to check on m-me once, as he'll normally do o-o-on b-busy days. A-Around 11 am. A-A-After that, we s-should be able to e-explore and h-h-hang o-out a bit without h-h-him knowing."

'Wow, he knows Sans' schedules and habits pretty well. Of course, he does live with him every day.'

"So, what time is it now?" He quickly replied, scrolling through apps on his phone, "7:49 am.." I let out a large huff, time is definitely going slower than I thought.

'This is going to take a while.'

Mutt yawns, he's still tired. I ask him, "You going to sleep?" He mumbles, "I-I-I would l-like to." I lean back, supporting myself against his legs, "Sure, just leave me to tend to my boredom." He chuckles and hands me his phone, "H-Here." I grab it, surprised, "Oh, Thank you. You must really trust me." Barb replies, "Y-yeah. T-There isn't much t-t-that you're going to f-f-find on there."

'Are you sure about that?'

Playfully, I say in a teasing tone, "Oh I'm sure I'll find something. Your Photos, text messages from your girlfriend, the deep dark secrets of your internet history." He tenses up and sits back, "D-Do you WANT t-t-to lose p-phone privileges?" I laugh and hold Papyrus' phone tightly to my chest. I scream like a little kid, "No! I'll be good!" He smiles and pats me on the head, "Y-you c-can check out t-t-the app for the local l-librarby."

'The local what?'

I narrow my gaze, "Don't you mean 'library'?"
He cracks up laughing, so much that he started wheezing, "N-No. ThE LiBRarBY-"

'Obviously there is something I'm missing here. An inside joke or Papyrus' knowledge of proper grammar.'

Papyrus takes a breath and wipes tears from his eyes, "I'm g-going to h-h-have to show you l-later." I'm already distracted by the phone, looking through all the stuff.

'Glad to know monsters figured out the ways of technology, I guess.'

The apps and programs are similar to any phone but the way it was designed is different.

'I wouldn't think they have a local Apple or Samsung store down here.'

Apparently the internet is called the undernet which is pretty clever. I search through it, immediately finding various horrible videos covering subjects such as diy torture, live kidnappings, riots, and many more inappropriate topics that shouldn't be mentioned. The news was bad. The hate debates on which restaurant was worst was bad. Even the funny cat memes turned into fire everywhere and someone smashing someone's skull with a hammer in two seconds. Not kidding, 2 seconds.

'WHY? WHy does eVeRytHing in this place have to be mean or crazy aggressive?'

Suddenly, two little words popped into my head.

'Except Papyrus..'

I looked up at him, the dude had already fallen asleep.

'Huh, that was amazingly quick. He has a talent. Should I have timed that?'

I took a moment to actually be thankful he found me. Out of all the monsters in this place, it was him.

'The skittish, giant oddball of the group.'

I giggled and hurriedly covered my mouth. I don't want to accidentally wake him up. Although, it's still pretty funny, not going to lie. Now knowing that the undernet is not where I want to spend all of my time, I search through the rest of his phone. He doesn't have many games. I'm not sure if I want to check out the 'librarby' app just yet. The photos and messages app are calling to me, but I clearly know I shouldn't be going through his private things.

'Ah screw it, he shouldn't of gave me his phone freely without expecting this to happen. Maybe he has some secret lover or something? I want to know..!'

First, I click the photos app. He doesn't have many at all and none of them involve people. A lot of the photos are just random. The sentry station, snow, a snowman, his feet in the snow, a odd picture taken this morning of him squinting in the dark because of the flash.

'OH NOooO HAHAH-'

I cover my mouth and start wheezing uncontrollably. His expression, I just can't. Mutt's pupils are small in complete shock but his expression is twisted in such a hilarious way.

'It was his first selfie and certainly his greatest.'

I seriously cannot wake him up but I legit CANNOT breathe. My body obviously had to do something so I took a large gasp of air. When I heard Barb shift, I held my stomach tightly and kept my other hand over my mouth.

'Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up.'

I sat there for the longest 20 seconds, trying to figure out if he was still sleeping. After determining it was an all clear, I decided I would look at the last taken picture and then move on, for my own safety. I swiped right and there I saw Papyrus taking another selfie.

'It's much nicer than the first one.'

I almost started laughing again, so I punched myself in the gut as a scolding method. My own mind is trying to make me mess up. In the photo, Mutt is doing a little wink and smile while doing a cute little 'Sup' or 'peace' gesture with his hand. (Writer~San: ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎ I can do it too!) It took me a second to realize he had this set as his background for his phone.

'Can't believe I never noticed that earlier. It's cute. If my phone wasn't dead, I would set it as my background too.'

I looked closer at the photo. It was taken this morning like the last one. That's when I noticed something. In the background, I'm actually seen sprawled across the mattress, dead asleep with my mouth hanging open.

'#photobombed'

I could not choose whether I wanted to bust out laughing or run far, far away and hide.

'Please don't tell me he actually planned for me to be in the background like that.'

For the next few minutes, I stared at it. Would this really be our first picture together? I look like a complete mess. I even considered deleting it. After a while, I forced myself to stop thinking about it.

'It was probably an accident anyway.'

I click the messages app, he only has one conversation. It's with Sans.

'ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WHY- JUST WHY???'

Mutt never talks about having friends, the only other person he ever talks about is Sans.

'Is he just not allowed to talk to ANYONE?'

Looking through the conversation-..

'Wow I'm such a horrible person.'

Anyway, all it consists of is Sans spamming phrases like:

"WHERE ARE YOU?"
"MUTT GET UP!"
"I HEAR YOU SNORING, DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE! GET UP!"
"ARE YOU DONE WITH YOUR CHORES?"
"I SEE YOU!"

'Geez Sans obviously doesn't know how to turn his caps lock off."

No joke, all his messages are in all caps. As if the midget didn't scream enough, he has to do it digitally too. I found a video, Sans had sent it a few weeks back. Out of pure curiosity, I clicked on it. He kinda looks like he's doing a vlog.

Sans is walking through the forests, the snow crunching under his feet. He looks very serious as usual, "Mutt, obviously I'm busy so I have no time to text all this. I'm going to explain as clearly as possible. I know you're sick, saw you twisting and turning in your bed with a fever. Pretty pathetic, I told you, you shouldn't have stayed out in the cold that late. You're most likely still sleeping and I'll allow it.. ONLY THIS ONCE."

'OHHH MY GOSH!'

I was so shocked, I quickly paused the video. This is the first time I'm seeing Sans in a caring role-. . . . . well... He's trying.

'Lol, he has no idea what to do.'

I continue the video.

Sans looks around, just so he doesn't have to look at the camera directly, "Leftover food is in the fridge. You may take some AS LONG as you take your medicine with it. I left the pills on the kitchen counter for you. Take them as soon as you wake up and then take them again tonight. Just in case that I'm working late and can't remind you to. You have 1 HP so DON'T YOU DARE let a common cold kill you. Who knows what everyone would say about me? My reputation would be shattered. The Great and Terrible Sans, let his brother dust because of a simple sickness. Obviously you should die by my hand and not anything else. WHY ELSE have I tolerated your horrible behavior for so long? Raising you, feeding you, training you-"

I arch an eyebrow, Sans is definitely rambling.

'Either he doesn't know how long this is or he genuinely doesn't WANT to end it. Aw, don't tell me the midget is actually worried.'

It wasn't long before I starting dozing off, sleep calling me into its open arms. Sans voice starts to cloud as I lose focus. My body is starting to go numb. I give in and close my eyes.

'A little nap won't hurt.'

Writer~San: SO- this chapter is close to 2000 words. I'm going to stop it here cuz it's... *checks time* 1:41 AM.. I want to relax and sleep! Pretty sure we're at 600 views now which still blows my mind. Perhaps 1000 isn't that impossible after all. I promise next chapter we will finally get to do that probably, definitely, most likely date. I just wanted to make a little filler chapter first. Anyway, I'm tired. Goodnight~ ⭐️