(PunchedTheBurrsar )
Ghost: *huffs, crosses his arms* Johnny, I am NOT cute!!
Toast: You're adorable, sir! *Chuckles and smiles brightly*
Ghost: nOooooOoooo!! *Groans and huffs*

(Also PunchedTheBurrsar )
(bABY VIRGIL-
If anyone makes him cry imma fite-
Protecc my baby boi-)
Virgil: *Holds his lil bear, looks up at Roman* I'm not tired, Ro...*Hides a small yawn*
Roman: Yes you are! And you, Virge, need to take a nap! *Nods*
Virgil: But R-Roooooooo! ;3;

(Credit is there)
(College!AU ^^)
Patton: *Giggles as he concentrates on drawing small lil doodles on Virgil's arm*
Virgil: *Looking at the 'art' that is now on his arm, chuckles and smiles softly, looks to Patton*...So when you said you wanted help with studying-
Patton: Shhhhhhhh procrastinationnnnn....*Giggles again and continues to draw*

(Credit is there)
Virgil: *Smiles slightly, trying his best to hide it* Princey-
Roman: your hoodie is so poofy! It's a good pillow >:3
Virgil: I want food, Princey. You gotta move.
Roman: No! *Smiles and stays where he is*
Virgil: *rolls his eyes* Disney dork.

Logan: So, who is the clingy one??
Virgil: *sitting on Roman's lap with his arms wrapped around his neck and his face buried into Roman's chest* Roman, obviously.
Roman: *Shakes his head and sighs* he's literally a cat. *Shrugs*

Logan: *walks in with a watermelon*
Virgil: Uhhh- what are you doing?
Logan: You told me Patton had gotten hurt, so I brought him a watermelon.
Virgil: Why...??
Logan: Patton loves watermelons.
Patton: *cries while hugging the watermelon*

Logan: Virgil...what are you doing?
Virgil: *on his 6th refill of Mountain Dew Energised* An experiment...
Logan:???
Virgil: you see, if I drink enough of this, *Gestures to his cup* will uh give me energy?
Logan:...I don't think that's ho-
Virgil: Or a heart attack? Either or.
Deceit: *Appears out of nowhere* they're both something to look forward to!
Virgil: *nods* Yup, true. M'happy either way. *shrugs*

Patton: I suppose I'm not that cute-
Logan; Let me stop you right there....
Logan: *takes out a 341728 page essay* now let me explain to you why your theory is incredibly incorrect-
Patton: *Blushes and laughs* Awh- Lo--

(Credit is there)
Roman: *sassy pose* I've officially won this argument. You can go home now.
Logan:...I...but- we...are home??
Virgil:....I-I hate this household. *Rolls his eyes*
Patton: So fabulous. *Nods*
Logan: I'm so confused? How does a pose relate to the argument at ALL?!
Roman: Because I'm fabulous? And I'm slaying? *Raises a brow* C'mon, don't be stupid.

Logan: What're you listening to..?
Virgil: Oh, this song by Mother Mother called "Infinitesimal"...
Logan:.....
Virgil: Lo? You okay?...Buddy? .....

Logan: *internally* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Virgil: *Just being a paranoid bby*....*Internally*..If I get looked at by him one more time, he definitely wants to murder me.....or I look gross....I always look gross....this shouldn't be new to him...Oh my god he's going to murder me-

Virgil:....*Groans* pATTON-
Patton: *Poof dad guy be here* Yeah kiddo? ^-^
Virgil:....I think I'm broken ;-;
Patton: Awh- of course you're not kiddo! Why'd you say that?
Virgil: Because!! Since I've been hanging out with Princey more, he's like- stick in my head? And it's getting annoying! Because then I start to feel sick! ;^;
Patton: *star eyes* My. Child--

Deceit: hIIISSSSSSSSS-
Virgil: HISSSSSSSSSS-
Both: hIIiiIiiIiisSsSssSsSsSs-
--
Logan:...I'm confused.
Patton: Maybe they're talking.
Roman: Patton...I think they're just hissing at eachother-

(uHM- who gave him the rIghT-?
He's fabulous. More art of Roman wearing coot crop tops? ;W;)
(And I guess just a human!AU? Idk-)
Roman: *Smiles happily, leaning against le wall* Heyyyy :33

Deceit; I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!!
Virgil: My happiness?
Virgil: *looks to the others* I'm happy?

Virgil: I did not sleep at all last night *groans*
Patton: You know what they say, if you can't sleep, it's because someone else is thinking about you!
Virgil: Ha! Who'd be thinking about me at 3AM?
Roman: *panicked silence*

Virgil: Deceit? More like d e l e t e-*Presses down 'delete' on his keyboard furiously while staring down Deceit*
Deceit...? *v confused*...????
(Mkay Monika chill- Jesus Christ--)

Toast: I brought you frankincense
Spooker: Thank you.
Ghost: And I brought you Myrrh.....
Spooker: O-Oh...tha--
Jimmy: Myrrh-dER- *pulls out a v dull knife bc Spooker is a blessing fite me*
Spooker: *gay gasp* Jimmy no! *snorts, laughing*

(Think I've used this one but shhhhh-)
Toast: I believe you're capable of so much more-
Jimmy: I'm really....really not. *shakes his head*

I'm tired.
Imma eat cake.
Also.
Can we appreciate the fact Thomas Sanders no longer will live in an apartment? (I call them flats but shhhh-)
What'll the side's places look like?
I'm a scream if I don't see stairs behind Virgil.
Anyway!
Baiiiiiiii~~!
-AprilXx