Holy shiz ze adventure
Okay so today was a very very amazing but, tiring day xD Let me tell you what happened. So today I woke up early because my cousin was going to take me out for my birthday, yea it was my birthday btw. Anyways! That's beside the point, Let me tell you what kind of hell goes down when I'm hanging out with this specific cousin. So she was taking me out to a theme park first but, it was like 31 degree Celsius so nope! That's why we ended up in a mall in downtown which had a really nice garden. So we were kinda just hanging around there and we took this random exit door through the gardens, this is how we got lost....(We didn't tell out parents this because they don't need to know right? :p) Anyways there are these really nice and cute air conditioned modern bridges that connect all the buildings in downtown so we just kept going on them and god knows where we were going. We just kept going and suddenly we realized that we were lost so we tried making our ways back using the maps (Note: Terrible map readers) and about 3 hours later, I'm not even lying it took us a whole three hours of walking into random buildings where adults gave us weird looks. (We didn't ask anyone for help because we're to fabulous for that) Then we finally found out way back to the mall and it was already 4:00-ish take note we arrived at the mall around 11:30am and we went straight to the gardens. So after that we finally took the city train back to my place where we waited for her sister to come back from work while me and my cousin tried to get my big brother to get out of the freaking room. So anyways when my cousin's sister came we sat down to ate and boy the stories I heard were so fabulous xD
Let me tell you the stories~
Big brother telling me about his senior year in highschool: "So I don't know why but, every monday in the boy's washroom there would be a perfectly packed sandwich right beside the sink and this was like every monday. seriously every monday. So one day my prof. came in and lectured us about how whoever is doing this should stop for about two hours but, it didn't stop. So one day my prof. waited in the bathroom on monday to see who kept leaving these perfectly wrapped sandwiches but, in the middle of waiting he was called to a meeting in the staff room and when he came back there was a perfectly wrapped sandwich sitting beside the sink. I think my prof. lost it"
Me reply: I bet whoever was placing the sandwiches was like. "Oh divine bathroom god, please help me pass my exams this year and in return I shall give you a sanwhich offering every Monday without fail"
My cousin's reply: dude what the heck is a teacher doing in the students bathroom, they have their own
And this is how my cousin's sister's story started: I'm sorry but, what do you mean by the teachers aren't allowed in the students bathroom. Like what are the students gonna do when the teacher enters? Is it gonna go like "* teacher enters student bathroom* "what the heck is a teacher doing here, get out this is our student space *students pull out the ouija board and started doing a weird ritual* —
My cousin Interrupts: " oh oh! And one of the kids pull out toilet paper and light it on fire and then run in circles around her friends with the toilet paper"
My cousin's sister continues: " the teacher is extremely terrified by now and everyone starts spinning their heads and start dancing around the room and one girl asks what we should summon today and the other is like. Let's summon his mom * points at teacher*" ( DONT take this offensively becuase my cousin jokes like that all the time and she doesn't mean it sheesh)
My brother: woah that got deep
Me: I bet the teacher slowly backs away from the washroom and then backs away out the school and never comes back again
My cousin: I don't know what I just heard but, it's beautiful
And then I think our souls left our body because we were laughing so hard and at one point I think I saw my cousin fall out of her chair xDD it was the best day ever
Btw there was one more story my cousin told me but I'll tell you later I'm actually really tired rn xD
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: Truyen247.Pro