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I hate Justin Bieber but I'm half Mexican and half Puerto Rican. Sue me.
Hey Guys! CJ here! Some stuffs happened today and yesterday but they too short for their own page.
So some of you may know that my mother owned her own cafe and in her will she left it for me. We'll, she unfortunately died in a car crash 3 years ago and so now I own the cafe. I have changed it in a maid cafe cus I'm a fucking Otaku. But the maids also serve on roller blades. Sue me bitches. 😂
So yesterday I went with my biological father. It. Was. HORRIBLE.
1. He's high 24/7
2. He's broke.
3. He apparently had an affair while he was at the army and has a daughter the same age as I am.
4. He drinks.
5. He's abusive to his poor puppy!
He wanted me to live with him and damn well I refused! Half way through the day I had an asthma attack so I decided to call my friend from work and she picked me up and I started my shift at work.
Now for today.
I had a shift today so I put on a fancy dress (since I'm the owner not an actual maid) and some high heels and my brother dropped me off. After work the dress was suffocating my so I run around the house YELLING "JAAASPEEER" Out of no where, my brother grabs my shoulders, tells me to "Shut the fuck up" and unzips my dress. My family is so kind 😆
Lastly, My beautiful girlfriend.
I like to annoy her. Cus thats my job. As her girlfriend it is my job to annoy her 😜
Number one way to annoy her? Pickup Lines!
Today's pickup line? She didn't even let me finish it 😂
Me: Babe. I have a question.
Her: ??
Me: Did you sit in sugar?
Her: OMG! I'm leaving.
😕😢
She let me finish after but autocorrect screwed me over.
Expectation: Did you sit in sugar? Cus you got a nice lookin ass.
Autocorrect: Did you sit in sugar? Cud you got a nice looking was.
.-.
Night guys~ I have an early shift tomorrow and then Meet the Teacher night.
Bai! ♡
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