So my 6-year-old niece, Abigail, is visiting from out of town today and she's precious... but very brutally honest. I haven't seen her in two years, but she hasn't changed much.

She comes into my room where I'm  texting my friend MariRoseG on my desktop at my desk. Curious, she comes over to ask me, "Maxie? Can I see what you're doing?" I wasn't talking to Mango about anything bad, so I pick Abby up and put her on my lap so she can see my screen. She turns to me and opens her mouth to say something but then her eyes go down to my chest and she closes her mouth. I don't really pay attention to her, as she stays like that for about 3 minutes. 

"Maxie?"

"Yes, Abby."

This girl then does the unthinkable, and pokes my boob with her damn finger. 

"Since when do you have boobs?"

....

"Abby."

"Yes, Auntie Maxie?"

"Get out please..."

She then gets off my lap and runs out to most likley annoy my older brother or his fiance. 

My life, people.