ɪ sᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀᴇ,
ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛɴᴇss ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛs sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ,
ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴇᴇʟ,
ɪᴛs ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʙʟᴇ!
ɪᴛs ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ.

ᴏᴘᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇs,  ʟᴇᴛ's ʙᴇɢɪɴ,
ɪᴛs ᴍᴇ ɪᴛs ᴅᴏɴᴛᴀsᴋᴛʜᴀᴛǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ ʙʀɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ɪɴ.
ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛs ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ,  ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀɪʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴅ,
ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴅ!

ʜᴇʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴀɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ,
ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅᴇʀ: "ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀsᴋ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜʏ"
ʜᴇʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴀɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ!
ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀʀʏ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ɢᴜʏ!

ʜᴏɴᴇsᴛʟʏ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴏᴛ ᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴ,
ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴘʜᴇɴᴏᴍᴇɴᴏɴs!
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋs, ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ's ɪ sᴜʀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ,
ᴏʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴍᴇssɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ!

ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ɪɴɴᴏᴄᴇɴᴄᴇ, ʙᴜʀɪᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴜᴛs! 
sᴘʀᴏᴜᴛᴇᴅ ᴀ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ɴᴜᴛs!
ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇssᴏɴ,
ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀᴋᴇᴀᴡᴀʏ,
ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇss ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ'ᴍ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴀᴡᴀʏ!

ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ,
ɪs ɪᴅᴇᴀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢᴏ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴ!
ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ!
ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ!
ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴍʏ sɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴛɪᴘᴘɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀᴘᴘɪɴ!

ʜᴇʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴀɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ,
ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀғᴜʟ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ!
ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴀɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ,
ᴄᴏᴍᴇ, ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ ɪᴛ,  ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ɢᴏ!

ʜᴇʏ ɪᴛs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ,
ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀғᴜʟ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ!
ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴀᴡᴀʏ
ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇxᴀs! (ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ)
ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ sᴛᴀʏ!

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ!
ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ!
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ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ғᴏʀ 103 ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀs, ᴏᴠᴇʀ 500 ʀᴇᴀᴅs ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴏᴏᴋ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ 100 ᴠᴏᴛᴇs. ɪᴛs ᴀʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɴᴏɴsᴇɴsᴇ! ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ʏᴀʟʟ
ᴛᴛғɴᴏᴡ ɢᴏ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴍᴄᴅᴏɴᴀʟᴅs.
~ᴇʀʙ