R: It's raining, and you're in your smart car. You drive by the bus stop and you see; Your most trustworthy friend, a pregnant lady who has to go to the hospital, and the girl/boy of your dreams. You want to help them all but your smart car only has two seats, what do you do?

Answer 1): Oooh! I've heard this one! You give your smart car to your most trustworthy friend who takes the pregnant lady to the hospital, while you stay at the bus stop with the girl/boy of your dreams.

Answer 2) (arguing with number 1): No, you go home AND REEVALUATE YOUR FUCKING LIFE! YOU BOUGHT A FUCKING. SMART. CAR!!!!