Lol, but all jokes aside I scared two boys today at lunch.

Ok, Story Time!

Today at lunch my school's clubs set up tables and try to bring in people to join there clubs. I was just walking around for the candy honestly. So after my made my round I went back in the library and saw C. sitting in my seat and muttered. "He better get the f*ck out my seat before I get there"

So I walked up behind him (he didn't see me coming) and said "Get out of my seat" in a low and threatening voice. I have allergies right now so my voice is raspy too and he literally jumped out of my seat. My friend said something (I forgot) and I replied with "I was going to cuss actually"

A bit later I pat T. (the other dude I scared) on the back/shoulder region and he jumped, startled. I laughed a bit. He said "I'm just jumpy today" Mhm, jumpy, I wonder why.

I love scaring people. I find a thrill in it. It reminds me of this one time I shot a dude in the eye with a Nerf gun. He still holds a grudge about it too. I start laughing when he tells other people the story about how it happened.

Here's the story:

A couple years ago, I was at a house party. All the kids played outside so I tried to find some game to join in on. I got a Nerf gun after a while and I saw this one dude (Let's call him K.) holding a Nerf gun to so I thought 'Ok, I'll just shoot him' I held my gun up, thought about it and shot him. I thought I didn't hit him and just walked away, giving up on the game.

K's usual version when he tells the story:

We were at a house party and I looked at her. She looked back, thought about it and shot me in the eye! Then she walked away like it never even happened!

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Every single time I start laughing my *ss off when he tells other people. I find it absolutely funny. I'm pretty sure I'll still be laughing about it even when my hair turns gray.