I'm going to make the next two prologues like my “I'm in the world of Pokémon!?” stories to save time, and then it will get interesting. Just here to give you guys a heads-up

It was time to binge some Pokémon. Here I am. Just woke up around ten minutes ago, and with a ton of food surrounding me like a summoning circle, I’m ready to start watching Pokémon again, and I’m rewatching my favorite season. The Hoenn one! It has one of my favorite companions, aka May.

I know; a 16-year-old watching Pokémon. “isn't that for kids” I hear you say. Well, to that, I say, “I don't give a shit.”

I don't have Netflix and my old website I used before doesn't exist anymore, so I have been trying to find a website to watch them for free. Luckily, I found one. It does look a bit shady, but I don't care.

I start the first episode of the Hoenn arc and click play ready to re-experience Pokémon again when my screen begins to fizzle static. Worried I broke it or the website screwed me over, grab at the screen. The next thing I knew, I was being sucked into it, all the while screaming. The only thing I remember next is that I blacked out.